adios

Was more talking to Auld Man Shinton.

One of my recent favourites, and all. Do you know the "quick" way? < _ < without the spaces.

That chap with the shoe bomb - Richard something(?) was an attempt, although some would have you believe it was a setup, and I have read there is some sort of shoe swap scam that intelligence agencies are supposed to run on planes as passengers take off their shoes for comfort. Normally to plant drugs, though. Can't remember where I got that so can't say if it's credible.

If someone had the identity of an active agent in Pakistan, for example, they would have to be a moron to admit it to a close friend, let alone on an open internet forum. Would you like to debate that? Obviously someone who lies about it just has character issues, maybe you want to challenge that?

The past should certainly be taken into account, it just shouldn't be the beginning and end of the debate.

You know I'm right, but you're too scared to admit it, and you're not even getting any in return.

Cath's exemplary demonstration of where over emotional thinking gets you. "Ooh a bastard! Ooh a teddy bear! Ooh a kitten! Ooh a bastard! Ooh I don't know what I want!"

Never said I didn't have feelings, and I never hide them, I just don't cry. Finding new and interesting ways to express yourself in therapy to prove what a new age man you are is equally up it's own arse btw.

On second thoughts, I'd river dance the flames to death and get back to me whiskey bottle tbs tbs.

Jesus wept at Titanic! I'm not at all sure about this metrosexual malarky, all sitting around typing this in sarongs on your pink iMacs tbh.

I've been thinking about this and I don't know what I'd take, the signed Kieron Dyer shirt, in retrospect perhaps not my best investment... If the 2 cats count I suppose I might take them, maybe the guitar, important docs, computers, tv... I'd probably just die procrastinating in the fire tbh.

Well, as you made them in your own image, I suppose you would know.

If that's true you're a fucking idiot, if that's not true...you're a fucking idiot!

There's a contradiction there, somewhere.

Do you mean Berbatov who Spurs signed for 11m a few weeks ago? I'm hoping he's going to be Rebrov MK II, never seen him play but that doesn't sound good.

Piggy? 178677[/snapback] Clearly Roger; Kill the cat, spill it's blood etc.

Eew, eeeeew; I've stood in manc!

I was taking the piss, mong-mag! Get yer law goggles off, I know I was taking the piss out of how silly beaurocracy can be, but I thought it was obvious.

Have you taken the angled perspective into account on that photo, what formula are you using?

Simple, any time someone wasn't too thrilled with the idea of having a limb cut off, they can take it through the English courts, who would obviously find the decision to be barbaric, and a gross violation of human rights and rightfully rule against the Sharia law.

Bit odd if his first post had been, "Have I really made 3217 posts on here?" I see you used the "no smoke without fire" line on N-O today, Leazes, you really don't get it, do you?

pardon?

Is Mick Lowes fucking photoshop'd or what? Makes Glen Roeder look like a pin-up.