adios

Souness doesn't manage Newcastle anymore, I reckon I'll get at least another 6 months enjoyment out of that. Don't forget what was served up to us as football then, that will not happen on Saturday, regardless of who's on the pitch. There's no point freaking out now, there'll be plenty of time to do it once the transfer window shuts.

Spending too much time on the darkside tbh.

More of a leprechaun stereotype, Shirley?

Rather have John Collins tbh.

Another one goes over Sima's head! I honestly thought you were brighter, the irony of you slagging J69, like.

Grandmothers'. 'Twas a general statement tbs tbs. You wouldn't want to be getting into a discussion about external stereotypes, would you boyo?

J69 attacked by the clique again, for shame.

They were smart enough to get in your great grandmothers' pants tbs tbs.

Fuck man, the French are so soft it's embarrassing. I couldn't offend a small child in Ireland as easy as you can offend this lot. And their behavior around women is cringeworthy. French men are basically mothered teenagers, they don't grow up. I have to say if you want to talk stereotypes the old Irish one is that blokes never cry, similar to the English one, but the reality today is a long way from that. Ironically, for someone who is Ireland's harshest critics I seem to have ended up as a fucking old fashioned stereotype, never saw it coming, not terribly amused by it.

Fuck. Aye.

Are you joking, man? Roy Keane personally comes around and squeaks us to death if he hears we've shown any emotions other than hate and anger. I'd say I think the English are soft (stiff upper lip quivering tbh), but then I think most blokes today are a bit fucked like that, nothing wrong with crying, but not for an "emotional porn" flick as some have mentioned on here! The last time I was close at a movie was The Pianist, the scene where he gets saved from the train and his family is pulling away, the same bit in the book got me. I actually tried to draw it out reading the book but couldn't, it's been that long I think I'm broken. The stupid thing is I'll be ridiculed on here for not being soft as shite. I've nothing to cry about, and I'm not going to bother until I do.

Catmag rarely brags about all the birds she's pulled and only brags about her big cock when she's really wasted tbf. Do you keep yours in the sock drawer, as well?

Proper man. FACT! Puts the rest of you Spielberg wet dreams in perspective.

He spun the yarn better, the big puff!

There isn't a gallows high enough tbh.

Have you introduced al Qaeda into your love making yet, Rob?

Now, my worry in that situation would be who the wife was getting turned on by. Little old me, or Claus the wine slayer.

have a good one.

pork sword tbh.

"bloody arseholes"

Sounds fairly kinky.

Have a good one, try not too look to foreign at the airport.

If it hadn't been for you pesky kids... Wouldn't take the piss too much, like, this is one of my favourites, if we run out there'll be trouble.