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183128[/snapback] was just playing along with him...knew it was bullshit tbh.. 183129[/snapback] That's a complete work of fiction btw, before I get accused of 'falsifying documents'.

So why don't I find it funny? Anyway, my point was more that it being difficult to get past the censors, whenever, doesn't have an impact on what I find funny. There may be crossover, but it's not a reason in it's self.

Totally underwhelmed, I thought that was going to be upsetting. I wouldn't fucking do it, though! Found Craig's recent motoring tale far more upsetting. That second pic looks like a H.R. Geiger creation.

Boumsong to Juve? Duff? I know what you're saying, but I think Roeder's doing ok in this transfer window. Boumsong & Luque were Souness' mistakes, Viana & Cort were Robson's. Are we going to look at Souness' results to see how Roeder will perform, too?

Meanwhile, on another forum...

Based on the first few episodes of series one? I have to say, "the contest" was recommended to by HF, I thought it was tripe, he made the argument that it was ground-breaking at the time, that may be true, but it doesn't make it funnier. The one I enjoyed recently was when Elaine got her cartoon in the New Yorker(?)

No it doesn't.

Gol is spot on, I'd written off at least 6 million quid, and really felt we had wages taken up for a quality defender. Let's not forget a week ago we were looking at loaning him out and paying half his wages. I am very excited bu the prospect of a decent replacement to shore up our defence. Good luck to him, but he was never going to make it in the Premiership.

NO!

We've got similar tastes in comedy (Mighty Boosh, Arrested Development etc.), but I fit into that category. LOVE Curb Your Enthusiasm, HATE Seinfeld. Although the latter is very, very slowly growing on me, I haven't seen any of the episodes you mention, and I think part of the problem is I started with the pilot, moved forward, gave up.

http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsD...~886583,00.html Juve friendly next season too.

So it looks like that £4/4.5m is true, dependent on Juve's success. Well done Freddie, you thieving fucking gypsy.

I hope Fred's feeling very guilty tbh.

Some very disturbing images in my head now;Dirk does not benefit from Goldilock's curls...the dress is quite fetching, though.

Pretty sure that's being released for XBox 360 Arcade. Yep, out some time this year.

How badly does your scrote smell, like?

Are you saying you've had full match commentary, all 90 minutes, from Newcastle World, for all the Newcastle matches! How long have you had it for?

Pining for the ginger-lovin' all this time?

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. ?

I would like to discuss whether it is now a fact that Gemmill is not fat, or it is merely a fact that you are not in a position to call him so. Although 'ginger' is good ammunition, the 'fat' jibes really save on using the old noggin.

How many?

No! It's not worth it Rantin', a few years at the gym, with a proper diet, you'll see things in a different light.

I don't think we can face any of those until the latter knock-out stages; and the last 4/8 have been pretty poor for a few years now.

Agreed; I can't be fucked with fielding these kind of questions, Ted should make tracks tbh.

Why did the blind chicken cross the road? ... ... Because he was a CRETIN.