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Hadn't even considered that. The gift that keeps on giving.

How is she even supposed to understand it without the circle?

Having the glory hole that tall defeats the purpose. And varnish your fence, you scruffy bastard.

Is your wife simple, like? Just kidding, we all know she's a feckin' saint.

At least he left you his predilection for serial murder.

To leave you?

Bollocks. Give him an axe and a forest and he'll have one made up in an afternoon.

Not a crystal ball for the family to sit around and cheer on BAMFU Brexit then?

Aye, I melted plastic all over my keyboard earlier.

Looks like the plans for an outdoor loo tbh.

A lot of them do exactly this.

Wiki mentions them matching the felon database with GedMatch Genealogy DNA service. Not sure if that's how they actually got him but all it would take would be a near-relative to upload their DNA to link him. I'm on there so I guess my dreams of a terrorising the sheep of Dingle are on permanent hold.

Quite avant-garde porn in its day.

Couldn't find a serial killer thread, so... They've allegedly finally caught the GSK who was last active in the mid-80s. Had been presumed dead as he'd been very active for a decade then just disappeared. Only thing that really caught my attention is that the suspect is a former cop, which is something straight out of a movie and should prove "interesting" as the story unfolds. He was guilty of a rake of rapes/murders and used to call his victims to taunt them afterwards. It's unclear at this time whether he was taunting the dead ones. They finally nailed him on DNA evidence.

First post in 3 years! Welcome back, radge.

Jesus wept, that's actually a real quote.

Fair play to him for taking the step down from Eastleigh to take on a new challenge.

I live in a little place just outside Newcastle.

Aye, we've got to be happy with this season's result given the circumstances. It'd be nice to watch some good football now that the pressure's off but that's just the icing on the cake and as you point out, there's a lot of shite out there and they've played their hearts out. On the bright side, if we watch dismal displays till the end of the season, it might knock a few million off the fat cunt's asking price.