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No, that's a far more clandestine procedure, Ronaldo stole Luque's hunger in a voodoo ritual.

I was baffled by that, one summer is understandable, try one way, it fails, now this summer the operation has to be done. Why didn't they do that? Is there some other draw back, is it potentially fatal, might he look like even more of a donkey after the op?

Cheers, lads. (laughs)

Why can't I pick the Nigerian flag in my profile? Scamist tbh.

The thing is, they're children's tv puppets, who were picked up by English television to entertain adults for some reason! Wogan was discovered naked and covered in cow shit on the run from a clinic, you sure can pick them.

You know it's the blokes who did Zig & Zag? Credibility out the window over there, probably. Had a quick look, it looks like it's on DVD, Podge & Rodge: A scare at Bedtime. EDIT: Expensive enough! http://thecomedyshop.buy.ie/catalog/index....cbc0fe4a357df0b

I still laugh when I think of the immortal line, "Who's the shitehawk now!" I've not seen them in years, I just did a search on youtube and they appear to be doing some sort of chat show, interviewing Johnny Vegas and the like. Did they make English tv or have you Irish telly. Here, there's feckin' loads of them on here: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_quer...e&search=Search

The Hill of Tara? The internet is exactly where you want to be to read about this stuff. Do you just want to know about the myths and legends or the real, thoroughly boring facts behind it?

Almost uncannily moulded to fill the Shearer-shaped hole. The only thing I didn't see was a clinical finisher, but I didn't see enough in that match to say that he wasn't one, either. I'm very worried that Roeder has bought a decent striker in Martins, who will only work in a system that Roeder doesn't seem to want to play. Is that article suggesting that we may actually go out and spend another 10m on a striker? Someone's on drugs, hopefully not the accountants.

That's mine beaten. Him or sweep for me.

It's all bollocks, have a wank instead.

Glenn Roeder.

I thought you were an accountant? With some of the people I've worked with over the years, I think I'd be tempted to say "in case of emergencies, please exit through the windows in an orderly fashion" and leave it at that.

Just one question - if either of you wanted to get on to this forum without anyone else knowing; could you do it? You're not allowed to use your existing mod priveleges to help.

On trial? As in, we're willing to let him go? 187397[/snapback] Trial for an extended loan deal.

I case it wasn't obvious enough, I was talking about central midfield. I agree we're in good shape on the wings, but none of those backup options in the centre are very good against quality opposition, although I'd like to see Charlie in a 3 man midfield. I'm confident that central defence is sorted as a reliable source says he's coming to SJP today.

Yes, there's only a certain number of ways to track people, none of them too complex to get around. Unless..you're not Parky's mole in MI6, are you?

your card is still marked! 187364[/snapback] Not for someone who knows what they're doing.

I like the Butt/Parker partnership, Emre seems incapable of playing against quality opposition without constantly losing the ball; we may also be forced to play with 3 in the middle a lot this season. If any of those 3 are injured, who are we left with?

Anything out of one of these: If you search Google Image for 'gay juicer', it asks if you meant 'gay juice' I wasn't brave enough to click the link.

Only watched that again recently, very funny tbs tbs.

Remember late night ITV, when he used to cut off callers with his red button? What a cunt. The fact that these programmes don't exist in Germany may explain their apparent lack of cynicism, or Isegrim might just be keeping it all for himself.

I'm going to start putting what I mean in white text under my posts, just for you.

I've got Dyer's #7 shirt stuck in my wardrobe.