adios

How would you know? Probably stalking the poor little fecker. Is your mate talking to you again? I can't remember how that ended.

Brock, are you sitting at your computer looking very silly about now?

She's already living with a felicidal maciac.

You can "override" it if you try a few times. Bit like that stomach rub/head pat thing you learn for piano.

Baby aspirin?

I reckon Viduka's shagged SadFace's lass tbh.

You jest, but may not be far from the truth. The vatican couldn't stand by and watch a mere nun climb to a position of such public adoration. A saint too early, the bitch had to go. Notice how little's been said about her since? No one will have heard of her in 100 years. In fact, in all probability it's no coincidence that Diana went the same week...

Sorry, I thought maybe you meant nonplussed by the reaction, honest.

Same week if I remember correctly, she just didn't have the fashion sense, I liked her hat though.

You sure?

I have no problem thinking medium/long-term, but short-term also needs to be considered very seriously. Without a target man, Oba will probably be a total flop in a team managed by a man who doesn't have a huge degree of tactical versatility and has a history of taking teams down...

They'll probably have no impact on our season, and WHERE'S THE TARGET MAN! I don't necessarily think we need one, but Glen does.

Is there not always one who smells of piss and margarine there, too though.

I remember that, they had that mock up of the Bellamy action doll. They were seething over him coming to Newcastle.

HF, you may want to sit down; Owen's out for the season, and may never be the same player again.

Bet those spoilt bastards have golf carts to get them from the XBOX 360 to the pheasant shoot now anyway!

I really do detest those pair of miserable cunts.

Can't really depend on Owen, though, can we?

Absolutely no question; I hate that I have no choice in the matter when it comes to things like telecoms/television.

I thought it was Everest you were with, this crowd have the worst repuation on t'internet by the looks of it! PS If you're that easily put off sales may not be for you, if you're making good money, fuck it, most people probably deserve what they get, anyway.

Can anyone who doesn't fancy Viduka explain to me, who exactly he'd be behind in the pecking order of current strikers?

Just meself and Glen, then, who reckon he has a chance of coming good?

I think Shepherd's all right, but yes, I'd rather the Oil Daddy.

You'll be here at 5 to 12 with the rest of us, licking the screen.