adios

Aye, I figured as much, you seem a decent bloke. Just thought it was dodgy as people who use that kind of language still kick fuck out of them gays. Anyway, now I've given you a much better line, no excuse.

Better place with him; I suffer from this same lack of quality control in real life.

I can verify this to be 100% FACT.

Probably would have been a disaster if we'd tried; and it's not like we're short in that department, anyway.

I just can't fathom how under the thumb you are. Lift up your skirt there and have a quick look; anything resembling a pair of bollocks down there? No...back to your fucking embroidery.

Over ten hours a night of actual sleep, or when you go to bed and start reading, or whatever else it is you get up to?

I remember a conversation about "the weirdest place you've had a wank" when we were younger. One of my mates said an empty train on the way home one night, not in the toilets, mind, sat stroking his willy in the empty carriage. I looked carefully at the seats on the train before I sat down for a long time after that...

I was thinking of you.

He was all by himself, he was thinking of you, no one was looking...he was all by himself.

400% more, though? Johnny, is it that they're really shit? Are you competing with a clothes rack? Is this person some kind of 'care in the community' / back to work schemer?

Quality control, if they fire you for that you shouldn't be working there. I once had to sit down with a member of staff to explain that downloading gigs of porn wasn't really what the bandwidth was there for. Awkward.

That post, along with that avatar should carry a health warning. What the fuck is that avatar, anyway?

Most of us came out of one, like...

Is that Didier Drogba?

You look a bit...Australian.

There'll probably be a lot more at it, and in a real business environment I think they'd be right. They may actually have a case on appeal, football is run from top to bottom by cretins.

For fuck's sake, I don't even like soap operas!

You always have to take things just that step too far!

The boy's lacking about everything but a sense of humour tbh. --> <--

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all!

Because obviously lesbians only fall into those two categories. And if anyone makes a joke about me being a lesbian, I'll knack them. He forgot the kind with no sense of irony.

To train with and get to know his team mates better.

Negroplasty.

Correct on both counts. Which fucker told you i'm tiny? Must have been mentioned on N-O at some point. I have early alzheimer's for pretty much all information, but if something might later come in handy to take the piss, I'm encyclopaedic.