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Tuesday.

Meanwhile at Guantamo Bay Detention Facility, Cuba: Is you is now or is you ever has been an Islamismist? Muslimistist? Terroristist?

Islamismist?

Muslimismist?

I've had one external one, not painful, but a bit freaky when you feel something odd and reach around to discover a little bollock hanging out of your arse. An hour on the exercise bike pretty much destroyed it, beating it to a sweaty, bloody pulp. Apparently this is not the recommended remedy.

Muslimist tbh. I've got my eye on you.

Alex's definition of having "read" a book is so last century, anyway.

It's the equivalent of picking the ham off a hawaiian pizza, you had better ask Alex for clarification on that, or Gemmill. I like pineapple on pizzas. I know that's a bit charvez like. Is that also one of those things that's supposed to make men taste better, or am I thinking of something else? Is there a homosexual in the house?

It's the equivalent of picking the ham off a hawaiian pizza, you had better ask Alex for clarification on that, or Gemmill.

It is because you is ginger. What religion was Judas? Judas was innocent - FACT. Innocentism? Making it up tbh.

Exactly like that.

It is because you is ginger. What religion was Judas?

Never been an issue, never would be. Reckon I've touched a nerve, you shouldn't stress so much about it, you'll go bald.

Has to be, or else he's got far too much iron in his diet.

I can just picture you muttering into your tofu while your vegetarian mates tuck into a nice fish supper. "Mmmmm, this is loooovely, Alex, are you sure you wouldn't like just a teency piece?"

Not propa! Fucking SOOPAFANTASTIC!

Said militant vegan chum feeds his multitudinous cats flesh.

Why, though? I know a bloke who's militant vegan, wouldn't be too happy with the likes of you and your filthy milk. It's all about personal choice, Shirley, and fish are ugly bastards, anyway, stops them staring at us.

Oddly enough, we were looking up the weights of players at half time, and Harewood was one of them. One site had him listed as 10 stone, another around 13 stone. I'm guessing the latter is closer, his cranium's got to weigh the best part of 10 stone. Frank Lampard is nearly 14 stone!

It's Liverpool on Wednesday, there'll be scant opportunity for that.

It's a powerful argument.

I don't see what Glenn Roeder has to do with all this?

I'm a casual "vegetarian", I'll eat meat when I'm out, but rarely besides that. When I was younger there was a moral angle, but as I thought it out I figured there wasn't (though the treatment of animals is still an issue for me). For me the inconvenience I cause to people by not being able to eat what they put in front of me outweighs any moral issue. I love meat (preferably dripping with blood), I just think it's healthier and it's a habit I've gotten into.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound so uppity about it, that's an area that really interests me and I could side-track this thread into another dimension if I responded properly. I'm not the first to use the word btw.

I'll be paying close attention to his distribution.