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I think he told you to zip it, Keith.

Has there been some photoshoping going on there? The bloke on the right's head is 6 times larger than anything else in shot! Or is it a case of those heads being small, and those being far away?

O'Reillyisms, fan-fucking-tastic.

From a thread of people's experiences with the new Xbox Web Cam:

Run, Johnny, she's picked up your scent!

Krul was on the bench.

Bond looks for Odd Job?

Exactly my thoughts as I read that post. What a twat. Bit harsh, like.

Seriously? Don't try Pac Man in the Xbox Live Arcade.

Is that not some free game (Wii Sports ) you get with it to demonstrate the diversity of the controller, though? I played the new Far Cry demo for the 360 btw, it was utter shite in every conceivable way. Don't think the graphics were any better than that.

I couldn't care less about the graphics for the Wii, but I'd need to see that in full motion before I commented.

TopLass?

That is what you wanted to happen to Shola though, right?

Went over his head tbh.

You go to school with a dolphin?

Is it ok to boo a one-legged striker if he's not scoring goals?

I daresay it's fairly obvious that we're not privy to things that go on behind closed doors.

Life's fucking great tbh.

And yet the Boro chairman has come out publicly in defence of Shepherd over the Panorama scandal in the last couple of days?

I hope that was aiming for irony, not profundity. Roeder started out with a sound theory on Newcastle's transfer problems, stop chucking money at anyone with a fancy name that looks good on youtube. Then tippy-toed around the transfer window like a frightened little mouse, because his criteria were too stringent. If he'd just loosened them up in the last fortnight based on necessity(reality), we'd probably be heading for Europe about now.

Those people are so much cooler than Brock, it's not funny. I think the Eurovision chap may need to have a serious chat with his parents.

Only in Britain... are universal truths true.

I second that. I subtract 1 from that. I'm taking it back to zero.