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Yet another strong and constructive argument from your good self.

Rotundington is just hiding his grief at yet another activity that makes him feel like an outsider. They're actually inventing new things to make him feel like more of a freak now.

So you basically watched the Chipmunk version? There's a square on your dvd remote, find it, use it.

Nice one, it's always great when you see one of those called, though. Someone ends up doubling up with a pair of fives. You're left there wondering why the bloke went all in 53o. And you've even managed to answer Renton's question.

What are you talking about? Which part?

Ooh, that rings a horrible bell. I assumed the answer was going to involve Kurt Angle, whoever he is.

Amateur.

I'm rather dissapointed to discover their share price is still positive, I was prepared to buy ALL of their stock. http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=prty.l

Often. We could talk about Texas Hold 'Em, if you'd prefer.

They have a negative share price?

Have you not been promised twelfty thousand pounds a month by the most stand-uppest guys this side of Omaha to promote them there Kit Kats?

As far as I'm aware, as things stand, Party have said they'll pull the plug on US players IF the bill goes through, UNTIL things are clarified. So they haven't actually done anything to fuck themselves up at this point in time. Aren't 70% of their customers in the US?

You have it cushy mate. Get paid to post on the Internet. Do you work for the same company as Alex??? The secret to a successful working life is not getting paid to surf the internet, it's how much you get paid to surf the internet.

Not setting the bar very high tbf.

In the unlikely event that they do let you go, make sure to use the open plan as an opportunity to throw a Tucker-esque fit. Oh well...

In spite of what the US seems to believe they have no jurisdiction outside of their own country. They can put pressure on the US financial establishments, but they can't tell a non-US corporation not to accept payments from anyone, even US citizens.

Actually, what position does he play? If he's a defender or a striker, we're in no position to turn our noses up at Hammers rejects. I'd put money on it this possibility was mentioned in negotiations.

Omaha looks like it's probably a good step up from Texas, without jumping straight into the insanity of stud. Trying to see if there's any of 3 different cards, what suits are out and what straight possibilities are affected from 8 hands before people start folding. I see neTELLER have issued a "business as usual" statement, might be a good time for any day traders out there to make a few quid...

Gonna have a stab at 1/2 limit hold 'em, but I'm sticking to the SnGs mainly. Had a go at 7 card stud over the weekend, fuck me there's a lot to take in. I like it, but it does take a lot concentration. I may have been drinking quite heavily, though.

I hope we've had the good sense to add him to the playing staff in case there's an injury crisis.

There's plenty on here could give you advice, does it have to be a laptop? I'm not a big fan of them if they aren't absolutely necessary, shorter lifespan, more expensive to maintain, more expensive to start with etc. I was 3 tabling teenie-tiny limit cash games last week to see how it all worked, there's ocassional moments of madness, but overall it's pretty boring, 6 should be doable. I just need to stop worrying about people having to wait on me for a few seconds during the hectic periods.

I like Full Tilt, haven't actually put any real cash in there yet. Very fond of Stars, fucking hate Party, hope they crash tbh. Haven't tried PokerRoom yet. Doesn't look like WPEX has a Mac option at the moment. If you do get a cheap Windows machine, don't forget to buy 12 sq foot of screen with it. Multi-tabling is the only way.

Out in 182nd. Anyone used worldpokerexchange? 100% rakeback. It's where our US friends may end up according to chatter on 2+2.

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