adios

I already prefer them to the originals.

See you on Stars soon, then.

It should have been NEU2 tonight Cath, at my local. Unfortunately the singer , Bongo, left 2 weeks ago so it's a stand in, someone called the Eiderdowns . It's the landlady first band night since she took over four months ago so she made me promise to show my face for moral support in case nobody turned up Excellent.

I hope so, I'm just looking now, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at players from the US right now. EDIT: Definitely.

Bush signed the Bill. Full Tilt, Full Contact, WPEX, Absolute, True Poker, Doyle's Room still accepting US players at the moment. Apparently none on Stars or Party.

That's it, we need a Dawson's Creek forum.

You proper cunt.

I wasn't serious, thanks for the brief rundown of the Alex scale, though. Drink is difficult to beat if you need to forget about your problems and don't fancy taking a trip directly into the gutter in a few short steps. I think taking drugs with things on your mind is generally bad for your mental health. Horses for courses. Please stop talking about the nice tastes, particularly the malt whisky!

Cross between Prince Charles and that murderer bloke out of Scream.

You're not a medical man, are you?

DEAR MR MATT, YOU HAVE GOT IT IN ONE.

..,evertyime a frewnch perosn mistrakljkent assumezs I; Enlgish, and ioh cornernt them tha t ghtey fell the ned f ot pari t catllyy get dowb on th e kne and fgrpo el for forgiveness? Better?

...everytime a French person mistakenly assumes I'm English, and I correct them, that they feel the need to practically get down on their knees and grovel for forgiveness? Occasionally someone just says "same thing", at which point I politely inquire as to why they chose to emigrate from Belgium.

I'd rather that than the workers who seem to be flat out for 10 hours and get fuck all done. One of my most productive staff members used to spend his entire day posting on forums and emailing his mates, he worked best in quick fast bursts. I'm pretty similar myself. I'm not suggesting that's the case here...WASTRELS!

Lots of sand plus the intense heat of a nuclear blast or ten equals glass carpark. I heard a very sombre US citizen declare it whole-heartedly as the solution to the Middle East problem. Sorry, I thought it was more widely known; certainly made me laugh.

Every time I hear the term, I just think about how much fun the finished product sounds like. I'd like to think I'm a compassionate human being, but that's got to be worth a few million Iraqis. On a serious note, it's going to be very hard for this problem to be sorted until the key issue that Zathras raised is sorted. US corporations need to stop pulling money out of the country. How is a rape victim ever supposed to get her life back together when the rapist still basically has his dick in her? This problem isn't going away.

Sidebottom sounds like a euphemism. Didn't know Jon Ronson played keyboard for them!

Jenny Agutter?

2 words: glass carpark.

You should pull out of Iraq and join a coalition to attack the US, while they've got fuck all no-one to defend them. Get out Grandpa's rifle and put a pot on your head, Zathras, we're a-comin' fer ye.

Just reading that again. The sooner you come out of the closet and admit your insufferable snobbery the better!

You can't resist tbh. Are you accusing me of wummery? How very DARE you!

Why am I not surprised that you can't differentiate between attacking someone's point of view and having a discussion? I've had plenty of decent chats with you about movies, but no-one is seemingly allowed to have a different opinion about you to this movie, I just thought it was ironic given the subject matter, lighten up!

Carr's been pretty average this season, so, yes, "form of his life" would be pretty accurate. Where's the problem?

I was just laughing at HF attacking another person for not liking the film, I think he's in a huff, AGAIN!