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It was a wonderful thing in the summer too, you fucking cock-nosed twat! Might as well be listening to Souness now, as far as I'm concerned. Fuck Off.

Started at Fulham, I think. Newcastle offered but weren't keen enough, Fulham made him feel wanted. Bless.

Trying to spear him in the side? Bastard tbh.

I'd take Shearer at this point. It's a big risk, but I think that's where we're at at this point. Could he have been the difference between last season and this season? Probably between himself, Craig, and a lack of full-time pressure on Roeder. I was waiting for that.

If I knew Roeder was here until the end of the season, I wouldn't be giving very long odds on relegation.

On that score, he wins hands down.

I wouldn't be able to detach them enough from their respective programmes to give an honest answer. I'm just running the Heartbeat theme through my head now, I feel ill tbh. Noel Gallagher said when he hears that song on the radio now, he immediately thinks of the programme, I found that amusing.

That's what I watch tbh. There's so many levels of wrongness in that post, I don't know where to start, but I'll try: I can't believe Heartbeat is still on, my mother watched it years ago, she's a certified mentalist, you lose

I'd take Shearer at this point. It's a big risk, but I think that's where we're at at this point. Could he have been the difference between last season and this season? Probably between himself, Craig, and a lack of full-time pressure on Roeder.

Lee Clark's definitely making a move for that melon.

That's the idea! You look at the fixtures, expected results and past form of the Chairman, and come up with an answer. Psycho Bird: How do you think Newcastle will do today, Ben? *STARES* Ben: Well, that largely depends on how many goals the opposition score, and how many goals we score...

The Royle Family? ...seriously?

Weird, the first time I did that it wouldn't work, then I edited all the spaces out it worked. Now it's working with just that space taken out... You won't be able to post "javascript" in the thread, as then this page would try to run it whenever someone viewed it, very bad for security reasons.

I've got it working, it is supposed to make shit fly across the screen, right, that's not just my PC being completely random? You have to remove all the spaces from it first, it works in Explorer and Firefox. Oh, and you need to be on a webpage with pictures on.

I thought it was fantastic. Anyone watch the tribute afterwards?

You had better be a season ticket holder, or you're in for a world of PAIN!

Need to remove the spaces, not sure how to post without, the code function isn't doing it properly.

I think your internet connection's fucked.

Fairly inevitable he'll go before Christmas now, I'll go for Monday 13th November at around 10am.

Do sequels cause you a lot of problems?

Both grounds look similar on the telly. Couldn't tell the feckers on the pitch apart tbh.

Time for Roeder Out Sweepstakes, methinks.

So then players smash the ball full pelt at the opposition in the penalty box. Anyway, does that not give the attackers more of an advantage for an accident?

No.

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