adios

Good idea.

Aye, and there's laws against fat fuckers over here.

Inconceivable!

Minimalist campaigning is the future; I'm not doing my bit.

Unbelievable.

Would they grow back?

http://metermill.com/samples/wav/ How hard did you look? First result for 'hadoken wav' in google! EDIT: I always thought the Hurricane Kick sound effect sounded like "I want to boogie", I think I have issues... http://metermill.com/samples/wav/hurkick.wav Maybe it was "I'd like to boogie".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kV1mmggE29I

It was magnifique! Must have been 30 yards out, wide on the right. Cheeky fucker chips it into the left corner - quality.

there is perhaps only one other striker in the Premiership that could score a goal like that tbh.

You just can't teach that. Good games, back to 3 a piece, I think? we should probably have a toontastic league, there's enough of us at it.

If "Belasmie" had been on the end of a couple of those you`d have been in for another 2-0 PASTING! Gils is supposed to be Giggs! WTF?

Aye, enjoyed that last match, even if I did lose, could not finish me dinner, fucking Welsh (who`s "Gil" supposed to be, anyway). Lag was much better in that match, but still not great. Are you able to join games when I send an invite? The lag is usually better (for both parties) when I host, can`t figure out why. PS I reckon I`m in trouble once you get used to the controller, I get the impression you know how to play.

Thought he was a mute at first, couldnt get him to say a word. Taught him a lesson with mighty Ireland. The lag was shite, just checking the girlfriend`s laptop, see if she`s downloading any elephant porn, she`s not, so I`ll give you another chance to redeem yourself now.

What's yours? I'll add you, have you got PES? Has something changed with PES? The button lag seems much better today, sometimes offline-smooth. I switched to creating games yesterday, that seemed to improve things for some reason, but I had a long spesession today because my computer's fucked, and it was fantastic when I got a decent connection. Mine's Jonny2J mate. I'm shite at the moment mind on Pro Evo as I haven't adjusted at all to the 360 controller in a day, especially considering I was GOD at all forms of it on the PS2. Added. Agree about the controller, it takes some getting used to, but it is grand once you do (I recommend swapping the right buttons for a smoother transition). I'm hoping for Konami's sake I'm missing something here, but when you create a match and someone challenges you, is there actually a way NOT to accept the challenge. I've had a couple of challengers with loads of disconnects or people who've played Brazil every time, I thought no thanks and went to not accept, only to find no way to reject. Pressed every button, too. This really would be a new low for Seabass and chums!

I don't see why not, there's nothing to be scared of. I'd go as long as I had company, still wouldn't do it alone, though.

What's yours? I'll add you, have you got PES? Has something changed with PES? The button lag seems much better today, sometimes offline-smooth. I switched to creating games yesterday, that seemed to improve things for some reason, but I had a long spesession today because my computer's fucked, and it was fantastic when I got a decent connection.

Militant lesbian fights his corner.

They've also recently invented Genral Chat Unless this somehow involves Kieron Dyer, in which case, I apologise.

I thought Leazes Mag was Shepherd Jnr?? Even Kenneth went through a rebellious phase.

Old enough to go to the shop tbh.

What you're saying about this version being great online, I saw many people saying about that version, leading me to believe it's down to my connection (even though I've had 3 different connections during the last 3 versions of PES). It just doesn't make sense.

It hasnt been that bad for me but then Ive only played people in the UK. Is it any better if you play some Frenchy? Even when its great the online game is noticeably more sluggish than normal. Overall its a huge disappointment though. One of the laziest games Ive played. So much for Seabass saying it was being built for the 360 from the ground up, they've even just tagged on the PS2 control method rather than thinking of how best to use the pad. I wish the ISS lot would get their act together Played exclusively French people last night to get a good feel for it, as expected there was no difference. In PES4/PES5 the best connections I got were in the UK, the difference in ping is negligible. Takes more time to get to the local exchange a couple of kilometres away than from there to London. I'm very disappointed, at least in the previous online versions I got the occasional "offline smooth" experience, that hasn't happened once with this version. It's probably worth the cash for the offline part of the game, but I'm tempted to return it on principle, then again if someone tries to argue about the return, I may just keep kicking until they stop moving. Agreed about Seabass, the fuck-ugly, piss-taking cunt!