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That's the Chicago way?

What German doesn't tbh? I rekon he looks a bit like Chris Martin, but I've had trouble digging up a photo of him with shades on, this was the best I could do. Now if we can just find a picture of Cristoph Daum with a baby on his head, we're sorted.

Based on that picture alone, I would take him over Roeder.

Although I recognise that if Shepherd stays, Newcastle will ultimately end up here again, I think that it's the man in the manager's chair that's going to keep us up this season. A takeover now may only add to the confusion, Roeder out now, Shepherd at the end of the season? Then he's no longer under pressure to leave, and so the cycle continues...

That's very poor journalism, and I like Hansen. Totally disagree about his comments on the team of '96. Would the team currently sitting 3 points clear at the top of the league not have the most in common with that team of any team currently in the league? I agree Shepherd has to go, his bizarre business decision that a bird in the hand is worth 45 in the bush, should finally confirm to any doubters that he's not even to be trusted ordering the stationary; BUT I fully blame Roeder for this mess, if he'd not fucked about and had bought the target man and central defender that were so obviously desperately needed we wouldn't be in this mess.

new crowd control measures at St James'?

Acceptable; could do better.

There's really no point, is there?

Do you really want me to shine the blindingly obvious torch of logic on that argument?

Bigotry is fucking bigotry, there is no context.

What your work looks like before it passes through the Editor tbh.

Think we've just found the only person on the planet less qualified than Roeder to manage Newcastle! Are you just parking a Mini Cooper at right back btw?

Leaving for less than Jenas? Bidding starts at £15m tbh.

I've not had any complaints.

We (most humble apologies, YOU) really would be the twelfth man for the opposition if we (most humble apologies, YOU) did that.

Impossible for you to say tbh. You're basing nearly all of the above on second hand info and highlights. If it's good enough for Charlie Woods...

You would.

How do you reckon he did that without shaving his nipples off?

Peephole Pingel?

*Quickly arranges premium rate number on Solomon Islands.*

It's been nearly 8 years, man, we barely speak to each other. If I explain the thought process on here that involved me going from thinking I needed a shave, to wondering what would happen if you accidentally shaved your nipples off, I'd be in trouble.

Aye, and there's laws against fat fuckers over here. They have to work 20 hours a week as punishment compared to the 10 hours that everyone else does? They only get 4 hours for lunch tbh.

It actually occured to me while I was watching the Palermo match, no idea why, but noticing the effect it had on the girlfriend, I thought I'd better come on here and spread the love.