adios

I've made a couple of assumptions about their characters on reading the report, which are likely, though by no means certain. I hadn't realised they were black, either. Some more assumptions made now.

Only six and up, RACIST! They're not arabs ffs. I like the way people tend to scream about the poor innocents in these cases. The cops have obviously lost it a bit, but these lads obviously driving home pissed drunk, spending their stag do in a dodgy bar with a repuation for gun problems and causing trouble outside? They sound like real stand-up guys.

Average gamer tbh.

Should have told him to shut his trapokles tbh.

I think that might be taking things a bit too far tbh.

I chose to be black for a while, didn't work out.

Owned by a bearded child; that's gotta hurt!

It would make sense to have the dozy one do that, it's no good having his partner do it, only to find Titus has gone for a wee nap 10 yards behind him.

This is so like wandering into South Central and screaming "Niggers!" tbh.

And again.

Genius, me.

Aye.

Poker's my job for the moment (not that it's currently paying me anything), I still do bits and pieces that need to be done, but basically I'm just studying this full-time for now.

It's definitely a game that can kick the shite out of you on a regular basis. I'm just happy to take a few months out and see if I might be any good at it; jury's still out.

If I load some cash on some dodgy back-door web outfit, you might give me a game. My cash is waiting on the best poker site on the internet for you to just turn up and take off me, no doubt. Shitting yer nappy tbh. Seriously, sort your PC out and give Stars a shot. They do have tougher players, but that can only improve your game, and their service & software is unparalleled as for as I can tell.

Aye, well done Taylor.

I smell fear tbh.

That's bad coming from you, like. Which am I like? Neither, you're a wannabe hippy and as such never have a bad word to say about anyone. I thought I was being harsh to the lad, but given that you've now basically said the same thing, I'll have to raise my game.

This bit? I was sure I'd just stumbled across a voice-over for My so called Life or maybe Dawson's Creek.

By race, then age.

That's bad coming from you, like.

Was bored, now suicidal. Cheers Bobby.

Has he seriously got "eleventy-ten" signatures, are they all from the Shire, too?