adios

That'll be our witty banter and irresistible charm; easy mistake to make.

Failing that, just get a nice plain black one, or plaid one, and spray-paint 'cunt' on it.

Emmm...what?

LICK ME?

What about one with wheels?

Any idea what percentage of referees suffer from photosensitive epilepsy?

The ref last night was really annoying me, and I know a player can't get away with physical violence, so I was wondering if you could achieve something which might freak him out even more, that he couldn't touch you for. Still like to hear an answer on this from one of our resident experts.

But now we are unbeaten in 6. Another clean sheet (6 goals conceded in 12). Keeps the momentum going. We dont play for 6 days so plenty of time for a rest. I dont see the problem. Agreed, that point was also worth fighting for, with respect to the next round.

I reckon it's your feet that are swollen, sunshine.

What; next question.

Nobby looks good at right back. I'd like to see him put in a performance ,where the defence is being pressured, against a decent Premiership side, but I can't think who, in the current squad, could do better.

...a player licks the referee's face, during a match? Can he be sent off?

cut your hair.

What's the verdict?

I could have told you that; never trust an accountant.

Cheers!! Why? Seen one cunt, seen 'em all tbh.

This might be more recognisable than the bloke's name: Who's that bloke, Fish?

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/articlenew...RITAIN-CARR.xml Certainly helped me quit, so cheers for that, Allen.

Missed that; any good? Just got myself some nice Paulson hat & canes to play with. As someone who knows absolutely fuck all about poker chips, I highly recommend them.

Raping a disabled child for asking for an ice-cream? Fucking hell lad! He did ask.

Raping a disabled child for asking for an ice-cream?

Bloody Brits, obviously!

Aye, I've said the cops lost it, I'm making a comment about how things tend to be painted in extremes. Though, it wouldn't surprise me if some of the stuff SMO says is true, in which case boo-hoo, I guess.

I was thinking it, if that makes you feel any better; and Alex is dead jealous of all that hair, too.