adios

I'm sat reading this on an LCDtv, and I still didn't know what I could say that would be of any use other than - emm... plug it in?

What does that make Babayaro and Bramble by the way? Ramage is a mediocre Division 1 defender, so out of his depth against mediocre Premiership opposition, that it's horrific to watch. Bramble is a colossus, blessed with physical might, stamina, celerity, dexterity, and the mind of a goldfish. Babayaro's just sort of ...average, isn't he?

Fucking hell, that's harsh. Fish is actually the guy who Bluf goes to see after he's realised his life's not worth shite without N-O and has another episode ; Fish proceeds to tell Bluf that he's a selfish cunt, if he can't be fucked, neither can he, and there's the window, he can let himself out. Or something...

Er no. Glad we've cleared that up, then...

Fantastic match up until the final set. Shame Murray lost his head, but what a player he's going to be. Looks like you have a player you can finally be proud of; shame he's Scottish.

Did this friendship develop after she emailed you about moving $30m from former President Mufandi's account?

If Mourinho had made a substitution that had had the impact of the forced substitution of Ramage today, we'd never hear the end of what a tactical genius he was. And Lady Luck got rid of Souness for us; Lady Luck for manager!

Please fuck off; Lady Luck makes better selection decisions than you.

I just posted in that. Damn you for drawing attention to it!

What did he say? I have found out the hard way it doesn't pay to be derogatory or smug. It's very possible that maybe 70% of the posters on N/O especially the foreign ones don't even know this place exists, and they'll think N/O is gone forever. It's a shame but N/O will have a smaller turn oot than a Boro League Cup tie, for a long time when it's back up and running. He said this place is too snobby [might be true to an extent], perpetual [clearly not understanding what this means], and it wouldn't last [contradicting the point before]. Oh how we laughed. This place is too perpetual, man, what's not to understand? Are you thick or something? Invicta can stay, everyone else should clear off.

How does it feel to take Mark seriously? I'm sure there must be something you can take for that. EDIT: Nice to see my quoting skills are in full working order... right so Mark's allowed to act like a cock but i'm supposed to take the rap for rising to it? Pretty much mate. You've either got it, or you don't. Didn't you just call yourself a cock?

How does it feel to take Mark seriously? I'm sure there must be something you can take for that. EDIT: Nice to see my quoting skills are in full working order... right so Mark's allowed to act like a cock but i'm supposed to take the rap for rising to it? How does it feel to take everyone so seriously?

Lies! AND too slow. EDIT: Jesus Wept...

How does it feel to take Mark seriously? I'm sure there must be something you can take for that. EDIT: Nice to see my quoting skills are in full working order...

Who, Gemmill? That ship has sailed tbh.

So what's the craic with this bloke; proper cunt or misunderstood genius? Can't be arsed to trawl through the 300 odd posts he's made in the last 15 days...

We won't be mentioning that word again today. I really need a new avatar, can't be arsed thinking of one...

Glad to see I've been missed, like. Who the fuck are all these people?

I stand corrected, 120 is the mark for severe mental retardation.

Is this on at Kingston Park, or their place?

Taylor's clearly onside in that shot. What's this debate about again?

Is Fish not just saying that if the ball was passed "back" to Taylor, then he couldn't have been offside, because he was behind the ball? Loving the art work from our resident graphic designer btw.

Look behind you.

The truth is, the questions in this test are too easy, a person with a normal education from a developed country would have to be severely mentally retarded to get 100 on that test, which kind of defeats the purpose of it. Having said that, they are standard questions, and this thing would have as much merit as a standard IQ test under exam conditions, if the questions went up in complexity towards the end and were weighted right. It's also impossible to score over 144, making it even more invalid. Almost as invalid as a real IQ score...