adios

Not totally shocked that one missed the mark, I have to confess.

I'm losing my struggle to believe you.

Yeah I've noticed neo-Nazis are very anti-tattoo. You think your grandmother would be cool be the thinly-veiled proxy for a Swastika on your chest?

Not sure humour gets you out of this one, my Nazi chum.

And yet you denigrate his best movies?

It's blackface. Have you not figured out that MF is a filthy racist yet?

Assumed you'd be a big fan of Heston.

TBF he's moved from 88 to Ayn Rand in a few short years. At this rate he'll have figured out Planet of the Apes isn't a documentary before the century's out.

Fuck. God knows who I just emailed then.

One of his followers: Wat.

Fucking heil. Things just got interesting.

Or junkies.

You don't have to become Mr Universe to get the benefits of working out (fun stuff like actual happy chemicals, good self-image etc.)

He's already gained a lot tbf.

Yes, and a lot of diets have that built-in because you're expected to maintain impossible standards for the rest of your life.

I thought Dave was just using creative language but apparently this is a real term?

We already have a creche afaik.

Aye, fad diets seem to result in piling more on than you started with once you stop. I don't know if the science backs that up but that's been my experience.

keto4lyfe.

ffs.

Oh joy.