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It gets better: cunt Ooh, trickery pokery, there's work to be done on this cuntfilter yet, methinks.

I see Swedish Deal or no Deal for download on Pirate Bay; that's got to be worth a look...

I used it a while back, after 30 days of inactivity they deleted my account. I had a ratio of ~1.9, when people with ratio's of .15 were still on there. I totally understand why they do it, but they need to make their deletion rules slightly more complex, or they'll lose good members.

I can well believe it; my only concern would be whether or not I could have it back afterwards.

Thats actually very funny!!! Well done!!! P.s. I knew you were a shit stabber btw!!! Let's see if you can grasp this concept. I don't find it in any way offensive for you to think I'm homosexual, and I'm going to guess that goes for everyone else you've tried that on. Try a different line.

Do admins count? Absolutely, I promise to wear a wig of your choosing, and I'm (slightly) prettier than Lee Clark. You'll never know the difference. Let's face it, that's the best offer you'll get this weekend. Sheridan Smith! Sorry...

A blowjob to the first mod to ban this cunt tbh.

Has anyone got the photo of Juninho trying to square-up to Phillipe Albert? Nobby-tastic

That's what did it for me. Surprised you know how long it's been, given it's one of the key things he goes on (and on...and on...and on) about in his book.

I think the secret is to really agonise over every minute you've been off them. If they're still having trouble after that, they should try carrying a pack around with them at all times and smelling the sweet, sweet tobacco when ever they get the urge for a smoke.

I've just noticed that "cuntt" has been changed to "twat" in one of my PMs. How on Earth are we supposed to refer to the likes of TOPTOON? Cunting censorship will not be tolerated! I bet CuntMag's behind this.

It's his sly way of asking how much it would be for a night of your time, Robert Redford-stylee. ^ | | Report button's just up there, btw.

Just hit the repor... oh, wait. Never mind. Never knew we had one of those, cheers. Let's see what happens if I press this button...

I'm formally requesting a ban for this lad's repeated homophobic comments, even after it was pointed out to him. I'm serious.

I find Mong (Offensive expression alluding to someone with Down Syndrome, being Mongoloid) very offensive as a very good friend of mine has a sister he looks after with down syndrome. Your quite sick Gemmill and very out of order, there may well be a few people on here who have friends relatives who have down syndrome, i don't suppose you've ever thought of that have you? How offensive would one need to be for you to permanently fuck off this site? Nobby can answer this one too if he fancies...

It's just known as stereo outside of Scotland.

It's practically upside down!

House of commons?

Shame, read your comment, thought of a good insult, noticed the comma, couldn't pull the trigger. I'll bide my time.

how can anyone in Spain plan when any manager is only 5 games away from the chop? Hell, someone could be bought by a WINNING team on day 1 of the window and find his manager is gone long before the end of it over here - FYP?

I found the pants he was wearing today very offensive, and long hair is for girls. Pretty neutral on him apart from that. I'd be surprised if Bombadil's hatred doesn't have a little something to do with the Federer/Nadal rivalry? Bombadil - I love how much you despise Spurs, every post about them drips with hatred, total respect to you for that.

Just thinking about what you've said there, and this isn't specifically aimed at Ramage, but wouldn't you think that a player in his position would, recognising the fantastic opportunity he's been given, do everything he can to get better at his job. If I was a relatively poor Premiership defender (or any other position for that matter, but centre half is a good example as it's possible to be a very good functional centre half without being a hugely naturally gifted footballer, probably more so than any other position on the pitch), I would be working my ring off to try and get better given that the alternative is a huge drop in wages and Championship football, or worse. If a player like Ramage or Bramble really put the effort in and approached Roeder and confessed to their knowledge of their failings, and expressed a desire to do extra training sessions, review the tapes of their play or whatever, they could make a big difference to the rest of their careers. The money and the place in the first team sometimes just comes too easily. Honestly, I think if things were as straight forward as that the World would be a much different place. I'm constantly amazed at our ability to fuck up much simpler things than that. There's a plethora of reasons why people can't make the 'simple' changes in their lives/careers to make things better for themselves. How easy would it have been for Murray to centre himself today, when he had Nadal on the ropes, and finish the job? And that's just one moment in the career of a sportsman, who must value psychology as probably the single most important factor of success in his chosen sport (apart, maybe, from having legs). And why is Gemmill the one to raise the point about showing the required effort and commitment to succeed?

That, however, is pure GOLD!

Ah right, get you know. I was thinking it would be hard to find 3 players at the club who were more different. I think Ramage is way out of his depth, I'd even put Taylor and Bramble together before Ramage and Taylor, at the moment, that's how lowly I rate him, but I also think that the pressure he's under and the lack of confidence is making him worse than he actually is. And I can't agree the crowd have some sort of divine right to give players abuse because they pay their wages, but as a footballer (or anyone in the public eye) taking abuse from the mooing masses is the price on the ticket. I'd still probably swap my career in an instant for that of even an "out of his depth" Premiership defender. It's all well and good complaining about how crap Bramble is, but we have to work with what we've got, and under the current circumstances, Bramble would be one of the first names on my team sheet. Hope that all makes some sense.