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thats just great...another fkin defensive midfielder. Emre is this teams drive! He always wants to win and score, even when we're 3-0 up! Now dyer is our only creative mid.... if the deal goes through of course Is that why we've been flirting with relegation?

Is it his lunchbreak yet?

I do expect him to say something "witty"; and I expect it to be considerably less gracious than that.

Sorry, to clarify, I meant anyone except LeazesMag.

That may have the least credibility of anything I've ever read.

Can anyone tell me how a grown man, privy to confidential information, can't do the mental legwork to figure out why you don't hint at it (where that will obviously lead) without being functionally mentally retarded? This is a serious question; it's a long way down from up here, sometimes it's hard to tell!

It isn't 3 clubs anytime in a 12 month period, the rule is you can't play a competitive game for 3 different clubs between July 1st and June 30th. No, the ruling's actually "Any vaguely plausible sounding excuse and he can play for as many clubs as he fancies within a 12 month period." Easy mistake to make, though.

It never ends tbh.

Roeder - Yeah, cheers for that one, and all. Thinking about it, I think we may have found a loophole with Boumsong, to the effect that because he'd signed the contract 6 months prior to signing for Rangers, we could technically sign him a year later? Anyway, isn't a player getting this dispensation from FIFA every other week?

Top Gear?

See Sunderland... :P

On the off-chance that admins on two different websites would cross-reference IP addresses? Course he is, Stevie. Nice apology. Anyone else notice the nudge, nudge, wink, wink tone of Craig's post? Reckon I might know who Kris is.

They did win the thing, like. Some would say that the champions of the Champion's League not playing in it would be a bit daft. And didn't we get the same treatment with Boumsong? In retrospect, thanks a fucking lot for that one!

I'll have it! It was Matt I was thinking of.

Easily done. We share at least one Admin/Mod, I think.

He appears to be well informed. Both Spurs and Newcastle have had bids accepted, it's now up to the player. Spurs have Thudd trying to convince him Spurs is the right place, Newcastle will no doubt offer more in wages. More likely to go to Newcastle imho. If Kris is Jol, the bit in bold is fucking priceless. I almost want it to be him now, but going back over Akabusi's posts, he doesn't really seem to be treating the Geordies as his much loved retarded cousins, so there is hope.

Eunuchs tbh. I don't get it. I don't know whether you're serious, but seeing as it's you... UNIX pun + Nerds/people who find this funny have no testicles = Funnies.

Eunuchs tbh.

Is that Freddie Shepherd, lighting his farts in the board room? The real reason nothing's getting done at St James'.

If you insist... Jesus Wept, it really is the end of days; civilisation's bored out of its fucking tree!

Fact of the matter is, Roeder could gob in your hair and call you a TOTAL MONGFACE and you'd find some way of rationalising it. I'm at pains to see what needs rationalising here? Patrokles, I know you think you're being the voice of reason, but you're just the other side of the coin.

Watching for all the wrong reasons tbh.

Oguchi Onyewu's afro dead, age 24.

By the time you two are ready to commit, TOPTOON might be ready to be released from the pen, would you consider it? I'm for it too, same sex couples may not strictly be able to provide the mythical perfect environment for a child, but as long as people like TOPTOON's parents aren't being sterilised, I'd say that's a pretty fucking moot point. I'm not making that comparison, btw, before someone misinterprets and jumps down my throat! Oh, and I'm quite a fan of "chutney ferret", don't think that one's been mentioned yet, and "Fudge Panda", which was just a mistake that stuck.

If players who weren't worth the money we payed for them, are worth the money they weren't worth, then Bent is worth the ridiculous money that Charlton aren't willing to accept for him. This is good stuff!