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Really? I asked how you differentiate between the two, you think I said one is equal to the other. If I ask how you differentiate between a cat and a dog, what does that mean to you? I'll break this down, it'll be fun, because it'll probably take a week to get anywhere: Do you believe in mental illness?

Isn't this what most people are saying, though?

Storms in, wails about drama queens. Sashays off, stage left. Standard.

If you're referring to this: You may want to read over it a couple of times, then maybe read what you said back, and try again?

Agreed. It might just be poor judgment, but it is that anyway. Anyone know what his father does for a living? What's this do? wtf?

How do you differentiate between people with a genuine relationship with God, and people with Schizophrenia?

This bit make me laugh Am I a bad person? Seriously, when did Chris Morris start writing for the Sun?

The chemicals/coolant used in fridges is a quite a contributor to global warming. I thought that was the point of the joke?

You have a really strange view of the world.

Agreed.

Nice move having your father do this for you. Can't blame some money-grabbing agent in the aftermath. Thinks way too much of himself by the looks of things. Promising youngster on the bench, that's it. Needs to get his head down if he wants to attain the importance of N'Zogbia, never mind Carragher or Gerrard.

I'd probably take a wander out of the 18th century and buy them tbh.

Well said. I'd like to see him brought in.

No he's already gone.

If you can't get full marks on this test after realising what kind of questions they are, I feel for you. Maybe we can make an exception for the baseball question...maybe.

Sorry but... She's first for the mass graves mock-up.

No.

o0o0o naughty I bet Charlie's quaking at the thought of a slap on the arse off that fat mammoth. Euphemism, surely? I'll never look at snuffleupagus the same way again.

Pearson - cunt McDermott - cunt Clark - ...fanny How much damage can you do in one day? Pearson looks like something out of the Beano...that big nasty bully! And N'Zogbia on the phone while they played with the tactics board? Should be given the captaincy for showing such tactical acumen at such a young age! This thing with Oba sounded like bollocks, and now looks like bollocks.

I was hoping Allardyce would get a go at him first, but I assume this is his decision then, so that's grand.

Giving the rest of you a chance to catch up tbh. Please hurry.

Grand, so Butlins would be no exception, assuming of course it's actually possible to relax in Butlins.

I always thought you had a license to thrill personally. I think I've pulled.

29, and I don't have a license.