adios

Even from his online persona you can tell SLP is never going to be that arsehole. Maybe if they start tasing people for scratching their bollocks?

Please to be introducing him to the wonders of online poker. Thanks in advance.

All right Stevie, I'll leave you to it. I've obviously misread you.

For it to be ironic (hypocritical tbh) I would have to be angry, and I'm pretty far from a keyboard warrior (defo more in the nerd column). It was dedicated to Skol before TK, wasn't it? And who was it before that? I'm just wondering why you have to be so angry about everything. I don't particularly like reading it on here all the time.

Fair point. Do you think he can just relegate the likely candidates to the Reserves/transfer list now, or does he need to go through a process in training/on the pitch for a few weeks/months to see where the problem lies? Maybe a shrink can sort him out, or he may need to add a nuclear physicist to the backroom staff to figure out why Ameobi's molecular structure repels leather.

I'd say it's exactly like that, Walliver. Seriously, why would anyone care if someone's using their connection? As long as they don't take the piss and start downloading torrents. Or child porn Yeah, full movies are definitely taking the piss, few pics shouldn't jam up the network too much, though.

Bit much, in all honesty, but I can't have been the only one hoping for a spot of pistol-whipping by the end of that video. Also, this left me feeling even less sympathy for him: Sounds GREAT.

I'd say it's exactly like that, Walliver. Seriously, why would anyone care if someone's using their connection? As long as they don't take the piss and start downloading torrents.

You're the only one waving your e-peen around here, Stevie. I was just wondering how anyone could be so angry all of the time, in every post, spraying bile, turning your sig into some sort of shrine to your internet warrior-dom etc.

Better than being a complete non-entity bell end though aye? Mong. That doesn't really make any sense. Unless you mean on a Newcastle forum? " " Would have expected you to be fairly used to people laughing at you by now.

Better than being a complete non-entity bell end though aye? Mong. That doesn't really make any sense. Unless you mean on a Newcastle forum?

Aaah, go on.

He's a witch! Burn him!

I was referring to Stevie, if that's what you're confused about.

Do I have to attend a piss-up to get access to this drama forum? Quite hard to keep up with what GeJon et al are referring to on here sometimes.

Given? EDIT: and Enrique Ameobi ldo.

If there's any truth in this, he needs a good talking to. Given that we do have direct quotes from Alf, I think it's a reasonable assumption that there is. Apparently it's ok to go bad-mouthing the new regime to the press, as long as they don't make any reasonable comments in return via the same medium.

The more I hear from him, the more I like him.

Exactly. Behind every stereotype there is a little bit of truth. Pretty stupid comments. No surprise coming from a couple of Geordies I suppose.

You're a pretty fucked up individual, like.

Which one is the cat?

Not from me...

Not sure quite how to take that, but cheers, I think...