adios

I'm up for this if being absolutely shite (and unlikely to have time to improve much) is no issue. I'm nia11 (NIA-one-one) on Live, and would have to have a think about who I would go with. Are Liverpool an option?

Anyone who doesn't shave their own head while taking a healthy dose of cheese grater to the knob, is a cunt of the highest order and clearly loves it up the shitter. EDIT: Except Marcus.

The beheading one, what kind of a sick fuck do you think I am?! Didn't actually watch the one in the OP. The bloke is a ridiculously superb character, though probably a pain in the arse to spend more than a half hour with.

In my defence, I've only beaten off to one once.

It was Joe Nye for Unation http://www.discogs.com/Unation-Higher-And-...release/1808987 http://cgi.ebay.com.my/MCA-UK-SAMPLER-CD-V...id=p4634.c0.m14 I emailed the guys who did the remix and they got back to me today, thanks to Colin Meon for the info:

Don't be silly, they're just taking out the Nazi moon bases.

I give up, got to go to something useful, or at least play FIFA.

Sorry, I just assumed from your choice of music that you were a fudge packer. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I can't believe you've managed to break the internet btw, I didn't think it was really possible any more. Can't find the original of this anywhere, and it's freaking me out.

Bastard, I just came in to post the happy hardcore version congrats on coming out anyway Leazes.

Quite like that one, shame he is now too great for his name to be taken in vain.

Are you after a name chance then? PM me with whatever you want it to be. How about GoombaGol? Have PM'd you about it, I don't want to jinx another signing, especially not one I actually rate/know anything about.

My bad, I did think you meant instead of. It's a shame these disillusioned nerds couldn't see where it was going in the first place. Would be nice to think this would wake them up, but it won't. Nothing changes until a candidate is backed who promises to stay the fuck out of everyone's business as much as possible, but that's not what the vast majority (on either side) want either, is it?

Aye, because none of those have an agenda. Undoubtedly. If he avoided any media with an agenda he'd do nothing whatsoever. Agreed, but the solution is not to deal with only those with a leftist bias.

Ooh-er! Good times.

I was never ShearerGol btw, I wouldn't mind changing my name to something else, nothing short of an unmitigated disaster that name change. And cheers for the nice comments, much bum love to the clique and all that. <3

Ever notice how he thinks this lad ---> is laughing directly at him too? Poor Stevie has a melt down anytime anyone uses it.

Aye, because none of those have an agenda.

I agree with this, but also, those pics are useless without names for people as apparently out of touch as me. Also, Alex wins and KCG might be mentally ill.

So Danny Dyer is a big enough star to pick and choose his own shows? Maybe he'll write and direct himself in a BAFTA-winning mockumentary next year. Didn't he recently come out and say he was quitting television because of something negative Charlie Brooker said about him that upset him? Hardly a hard man act whatever level you take his comment on.

This is how I feel; still enjoyed it but it left me cold somehow. Didn't connect with the characters, the aliens defo had more charisma than the main bloke anyway.

That's just a euphemism for your bum, isn't it?

Since when is it your country? Fuck off back to Narnia! You think calling someone a retard is the same as calling someone a darkie? You fucking spastic.

Jackets are for nonces too.

Is Sheard not just Shepherd taking the p...?