adios

Living to see the advent of streaming porn on the go really is the pinnacle of civilisation, isn't it?

Could get our two out of the way now if you fancy? Not sure what the spaz on spaz rate is (Think it's 4/5-0 each way actually.)

Much better second game Besty, not too much lag, same for you? gg Aaron (SirBob?). That open goal I missed; Jesus Wept. One and a half open goals really. At least I am now getting in the positions to miss them I suppose...

My co-competitors for the wooden spoon are prob going to rape you for that. Invite sent.

It's not me, it's their servers. FIFA is not peer to peer afaik? btw that score is really unfair to Besty, so if there is a way to reverse it, do it. 3-0 to him would probably be about right. Besty, I see you are inviting me again, but do you really want to risk it again so soon when the servers may still be on the fritz? I'm monitoring my connection too, all perfect here.

defo, give me 5 mins to get some dinner down me. Nyff, thanks for the advice, but you'd be better off sacrificing a chicken or something in hopes of getting points off bawan. wp bawan, and good chat, unlike the rest of ye antisocial bassas!

This is going to be fun. Bottle of wine in too, first 10-0 on the cards?

defo

Ah ok, was the servers acting up then, I was checking things at my end at first. Well played. Get on and play me whoever hasn't, my head has long dropped but I'm still going to get in as many matches as possible this evening.

Anyone up for getting our league matches played now? gg SMO. Some class finishing there.

I'd be up for this if you need a spare body. Might want to keep an eye on how good I am on time played in the league we're playing too before deciding. My pro is a CM, but I can change as needed.

Still only the 2 matches for me, sorry. Will play all matches in the next couple of days regardless of how much practice I manage to get in. If anyone wants to play tonight btw, I'll likely be up till around 9am UK time as my hours are backwards right now. Post in here and I'll check in every half hour or so.

Just had to refresh my memory. Quite fond of the cunt thread.

dotbum/ObaGol. (confirms stupidity)

Yeah misread it.

How was I? Haven't been on at all today! Maybe it was SMO? Besty scares the shit out of me tbh.

Don't even own the game tbh.

gg SMO, scoreline was very flattering. Villa seem decent when I can acutally get the ball out of my half. Does anyone talk btw?

Yeah RB by default (I have them reversed so RT for me). Shield is RT by default, when the defender comes in you can kind of spin around them just by directing the shielding player past them. The only thing for dribbling is to practice them in the Arena /practice match. I only just figured out watching some vid how to use skills with an exit move. No offense to anyone's invites I ignore, just trying to get to grips with the game for a while. btw, what controller settings do people have it on? wrt manual/semi/auto? Think I am: pass - semi through ball - manual shots - semi cross - semi long ball - manual

btw what kind of time frame to we have to get these games played? I wouldn't mind a couple of days of practice before my next match.

SO has the most informative gamertag I've ever seen, unless Aaron's surname is actually Avenger and he is in fact the son of satan.

Well played, Aaron. Wasn't even competitive, I need to practice.

Nice one, Besty. I've joined as Villa as Liverpool are 5 stars. You may have a fight on your hands for that status.

Nobody's perfect.

nia11 (NIA-one-one) on Live, add me for some easy wins. I probably won't be on as much as I would like.