adios

has he got a facebook page?

I said I haven't been out you dullard. You're one of those tits from Newcastle Online aren't you oh the bitter irony

he's clearly been on the sauce, and not only that, he can't fucking handle it at his age! seriously though lads, lay off the poor fucker, we don't want to see him taking his cyberchat impotence out on the family tonight

2 monsters, 1 cup

just watched the first couple of episodes, some of the sketch stuff was good, and I quite like his standup. anyone offended by the harvey joke should defo steer clear of him. I'm sure the publicity will more than make up for jordan's woe

I don't think you could make an intelligent statement if someone paid you. go back to stalking leazes

odds? terms? amount?

all right aesop

I preferred the one about the shed, can you tell me that one again?

yeah, for the hard of thinking amongst you, that result is obv 100% hughton, and while I enjoyed it more than I expected to (and will give pardew my support) I am still gutted it's not hughton getting to enjoy it because he lost a match when he was missing an entire first team midfield with an already thin squad

so your argument is just to make up stories? not really much response to that, well done

how rude

Good on him aye, I was hoping for that

the king is dead, long live the king

mick a clueless plastic spastic? well I'm shocked

really nice way of putting it. like spongebob, I've also not even thought about the match, even though I know I'd have been really excited about this with Hughton still in charge. every time I think about it I just seem to end up in a daze

has been known to wear a coat tbh

See when I read that, I think "wanker". Why do you think police always deserve violence towards them? imo the only people who have an issue with the police are those who have an issue with law. I do though agree with your sentiment about students. Hardly the way to gain support is it? you sound like a faggot If by that you mean I've never been done for anything, then you'd be right (speeding offenses aside). If by that you mean I'm gay, sorry to disappoint. Drinking beer and breaking the law are pre requisites for being a real man these days apparently unlike you to completely miss the point (and still creepily obsessed with machismo) just have a fucking drink if you need one that badly, no one cares

well now we're just getting into maths. if given the option to shoot 9 paedos and an innocent man or let them walk, I don't think many would, but 999,999 paedos and an innocent man I think a lot more pull the trigger (of a considerably larger gun!) also obviously when someone makes a statement like I did, it comes from a place of emotion, not logic. if you gave me a baton and a cop and the opportunity to batter him with no recourse, would I take it? of course not, but as a generalisation I admit that I don't like them. I am prejudiced.

does not compute I was just explaining the logic of the rumour, I'm not supporting it or anything. IF this turned out to be true, it would seem to suggest a deal being closer than anyone assumes. normally I would have to say no one is this fucking dim, but I can't rule anything out with ashley at this point.

you suggested that only criminals should have a problem with the police, seeing as we are both criminals (as are most people in some way) that seems a strange place to argue from, so that's why I brought up drugs (easy example to relate to for most). I don't like violent criminals, they should be harshly punished, but the police are an instrument for the very people who have a monopoly on "legitimate" violence. they don't make the laws, and it's not their fault they are ill equipped for the power they are given, so it's hard to blame them for that. the problem is the job turns the vast majority of them into arseholes, and the buck has to stop somewhere. so I don't shed tears given most of them probably deserve a good kicking anyway.

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