adios

quality CT needs an 'I beat anorexia' t-shirt.

good thing I'm a total cult then.

so no quotes from the player then?

I'll take it. do the women come with, or just the insane cult?

if only

only found some stories about him wanting to stay at lyon during the winter break.

probably naivety

he's apparently doing some flirting with nufc fans on twitter, so he either wants to come or he's a total cunt.

link prease

what are you basing that on?

my secret is I don't have one

thought 'the conjuring' was class

I don't think they have politics in sunderland yet tbf

people who don't move up the middle of the carriage when it's packed at the ends and people still trying to get on. also filed under 'shit things about the english' (and probably everyone else).

great colour choice for the grey background

where's jimbo's telly these days? should at the very least be a gimmick account.

so... can I put him in my FIFA squad yet?

most likely

aye, I heard he spent his holidays in cornwall

he's playing midfield there isn't he?

thought I'd imagined it