adios

shop of the de jong pic, in case anyone's wondering.

persian

stick it in the sun till its bill withers?

maybe he doesn't treat life quite as terminally serious as some.

ligament scan to become the obama passport of nufc.

it's not so much the lie, managers do it all the time, but the depth of the lie. he's clearly a pathological liar, or at the very least a well practiced scumbag. probably the first time I've been 100% about him fucking off.

which puts that one player at ~700 quid?

bloody hell, not as bad as I thought possible, but not cheap either. I guess over the course of a season it's not that much and you must collect a fair amount of coins from playing.

so how much real cash would you have to to buy that team?

shola clearly guilty of racism.

I must have dreamt it

whatever

outstanding if it was anywhere near 20%. I thought 10% was a result. and obvious to anyone sensible that the press picking up on it was the whole point.

embedded vines are fantastic, hoping other sites I follow do this soon.

very impressed by the few thousand who did this. was worried it would just look like a few people going to the toilet together.

probably more accurate to say it scans well.

I think it's cringeworthy even if he is from london. makes newcastle sound insular and backwards. sounds good with the chant though.

no

words...

I will be seriously impressed if a significant portion of the crowd does this. probably >20%

what am I missing here? I haven't followed the case at all, because I heard someone shot his partner 4 times through a locked door, and his defence sounded desperate to say the least. so I thought no more about it. never quite sure where to employ occam's razor, but this seems like a perfect example?

go on...

I'm the eternal optimist/fool, but even I can't imagine getting excited next season without some major changes. at least it's a world cup year. eagerly awaiting fifa fucking that up.