adios

Sorry, couldn't find the 'Suicidal' option anywhere so couldn't fill it out.

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Carver took off a defensive midfielder and put on a striker! These are exciting times we are living in gentlemen, mark my words.

Just as a matter of interest, did you cheer when Colback scored? Or have things gotten that bad?

Playing Ireland(?) onside when he seemed be inexplicably taking the scenic route back from the corner flag. He did something in the box too at some point which I can't even remember, but it was the last straw for me. Need a new water carrier.

Yeah, I agree, I had to collect myself from shouting at Williamson for a couple minutes, before I returned to my usual sunny disposition. Honestly, Jo Brand could be managing the team as long as it means Pardew's gone, and I'd still be doing cartwheels.

Williamson feels like the new Ameobi at this point. Every fucking match, it's 'when will we see the end of this cunt?' After his testimonial.

I know not being a miserable bollocks isn't very fashionable around these parts. I don't know how you lot haven't topped yourselves having not learned to enjoy the little things over the past few years.

I actually enjoyed the match. Really liking the look of Cabella. Trying to think who he reminds me of, early C Ronaldo? Fucking frustrating finale but I'll take it if it means humping Pardew on Wednesday. Cup final etc.

Fantastic. Inspirational. Emotional. Infuriating. Thanks for the link.

Fish, you really, really need to get a job.

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead.

No, that was me. I was joking, my boss is too much of a cunt to give me a day off.

That Colo clearance was sensational. Between that and Dummett scoring one of the best own goals I've seen in years, stellar defence this season.

I'm currently wiping Carver's jism off my lips tbf.

Title defo needs to be "John Carver - Football Genius"

Think I'm just going to get stoned and watch that for the evening.

wtf

Love how happy he always is.

Dawson should be on a yellow too, fairly big miss from the ref in today's game.

Can't even think the last time I saw one that blatant. Might actually have been '86!

Maradona would be proud of that one.

I've made one for above my telly.

I think Gouffran will improve post Pardew anyway.

Jesus wept, he's getting the job full time, isn't he?

Yep, bring 'em back. It's not their fault alone if people keep arguing with them.