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What are your thoughts on the article Chez posted?

Should be part of the curriculum at this point, surely?

He's responding to "the fact is their club stood up for and even fucking played a bloke that was charged with grooming and having sexual relations with a minor", though. Which is relevant to what he said.

If 3 teams finish below Newcastle this year, they don't want relegating, they want to be taken out and shot.

2-1 to Newcastle.

First time I've really believed it, but this team is going down, isn't it? None of the new signings look up to it. Shelvey at fault for the first goal and little else, Saivet trying to make 60 yard passes in poor conditions, Townsend getting nothing right. Janmaat the only one who looks like a Premiership player.

Sounds explosive.

#NUFC (4-2-3-1) Darlow; Janmaat, Taylor, Lascelles, Gibson; Saivet, Shelvey ©; Townsend, Wijnaldum, Perez; Doumbia.

Will you be sitting down or standing up to wipe?

Keep me updated.

I've put some money on Lillestrom now, so at least I've got a reason to watch.

Cheers.

Apparently I can pay a tenner to watch if all else fails, according to The Chronicle. Could I possibly be that daft?

Nice one. How do you figure out which channel within SportsDevil will be showing it?

Any signs of this being available in Kodi/stream? My weekend just wouldn't be complete without my dose of Newcastle misery.

NJM was excellent for the match today, though I've no idea if Robocop would have been the same.

Nice one, have all of those installed now. Cheers. Now I just have too much choice.

The PLP links in Robocop have been buffering a bit for me the last couple of matches (and I know it's not my connection). What are my other options? I've just installed SportsDevil but don't know which link to use.

Just copy and paste it into notepad and read it there.

Reminds me of HTT.

No.

Just checked, they last used the test in the OJ Simpson trial.

IIRC they used to have the capacity to test for it, but it had been shelved. Presumably everything was already in place, it was just a matter of setting it up again. The proper protocols to be observed for lab conditions should carry over. And coding is a very different beast to testing. One little change can affect everything else and even after 6 layers of testing you won't have spotted everything. Of course I'm assuming the test is as simple as pissing in a cup and sticking litmus paper in it.

How long do you think it would actually take to set up and perform the test? Obviously I can only take an educated guess at this, but I would assume once the red tape was cleared and a fire lit under them, it's a matter of hours/days.

How do you explain the lack of EDTA in the samples? I agree he didn't seem to have the low IQ they were claiming. 70 wasn't it?