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It's pretty depressing that a 15yo has to put up with this shit. I mean, we're old and are supposed to be fucking miserable.

Shelvey's exactly what was signed, a very good, but inconsistent performer. I thought Townsend was the bigger risk and has turned out to be the shitter of the two.

Fuck Off!

I'm impressed any of you lot can even talk about this yet. As much as it was on the cards, I'm gutted, probably in shock, and about to break my 'no drinking at home' rule.

I think that's what he's saying.

This!

Fucking Sissoko.

Thank you. Adthe somehow led me to this reality tv nonsense. It's honestly like Chris Morris has taken over television, so obviously I'm still watching it.

Now watching something called "Todd Chrisley Knows Best". I hate you all.

With ORC seemingly now permanently fucked, what's the go-to for high quality for today's match? Please be very specific. Treat me like I'm 5, and that's being generous.

Fuck me, I'm nervous. With McClaren still here I'd assume relegation was already a certainty after the last 2 games, but now I think even a draw today isn't the end. In Rafa we trust.

Sitting on a train in the bog end of Ireland and already reading it. Love a bit of technology, me.

:lol: Welcome back!

Sounds fantastic. Booker-esque.

Need some help with your percentages too.

Was wondering the same about Anita this evening.

Damp squid. I don't think it's an overstatement to say that Sunday is the most important match in a decade.

Everyone's been shit this season and beyond, the fact he's performing to some extent while having the heart of a pea/lacking confidence/whatever it is, is relevant. There's a reason he's a French international.

I thought the pass was the correct move, he just fluffed a fucking five yard pass.

Doesn't he have the most assists this season for Newcastle? Not that that's saying very much...

We need water carriers though.

That was ~300% better than anything we've seen away from home this season.

Quite confident Rafa's going to do the business after watching that.

No, but I'll wager it's a little more complicated than you think it is.