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There's always one, or in Toontastic's case, at least four.

I think 'cock smoking wanker' is a Swedish delicacy.

Oh good, I'm glad we have some contention. Thought this was going to be the most uninteresting poll of all time.

Yes, it's a hypothetical exercise, I'm not on the phone to Rafa about it. I've got a total mancrush on Rafa at this point, so I'd take Rafa in the Conference if that was the option.

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Rafa keeps Newcastle up and fucks off to Spain, or Rafa fails on the last day but stays in the Championship?

I think Cissé's looked better today tbh, and I don't rate him at all. Also think it's harsh to blame anyone for the goals. Sometimes you just get outplayed. They've been compact while not offering much going forward. Much, much better than what McClaren's team were producing.

Not happy about Sturridge starting. Is this the week this season he's going to play? At least Coutinho's only on the bench.

Poor bastard. Can you even remember Shearer?

Some of your powers of recall amaze me. The Bellamy vs Feyenoord springs to mind, as does some Ketsbaia goal in a Euro qualifier I think.

Slightly different prospect.

How many accounts does he have? The mad fucking bastard.

It's kind of sad like, he's obviously not well.

Don't forget dotbum. Does no one know about this button/feature btw, under User Tools:

Can't imagine why you thought I was Howay, our avatars are night and day.

Most important match in a decade

I'm going to pray for minimal goal difference damage again.

Last night he jumped to get out of the way of the ball and I think it's the first time I've seen him leave the ground.

I'm having palpitations just thinking about it.

Yeah, it's 50/50 really.

Aye, this is going to hurt, a lot.