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100% false flag. Next up Boris blowing up a bus full of school children in black face.

This looks fantastic. Have none of the Leave voters ever played Risk?

Finally an ISIS target we can all get behind.

I'm sure that's not all that felt little.

I'd say there's a fair chance the bouncer didn't give a fuck tbh. It's not remotely funny, but it's more "FFS Paul" than anything else.

That's shocking. Has it really got to the point where namby pamby do-gooders are going to have to start saying "PC gone mad"?

Aye, only figured that out when I went looking.

That's fucking depressing.

No one with that hair has any business in the back 5 of a football team.

Wijnaldum? Is that it?

Excellent choice, @Fish.

So who will be representing Newcastle in the Euros? Too lazy to check myself.

My friend from Florida sends me snaps of 'golf gators' all the time when he's golfing, never anything like that fecker though.

Calm down. I could have sworn you were one of the pessimists.

You're so sexy when you're angry.

Yes please.

I defo agree with this tbf.

I like Stewart Lee. Didn't realise that was a controversial opinion.

Glad you're well, Noelie!

FFS

Interested to know if anyone's changed their mind either way now that the reality is upon us?

Fair play to all of you who made him feel so welcome. I honestly believe he's not just saying it, that the fans were a massive part of his decision.

I'm a little giddy tbs tbs.