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Ah didn't realise I have to specify each person who logs onto battlefield in the app. I was defo not in the mood after that match anyway. Logging on shortly.

No, the Sikhs have the ability to levitate corpses. I assume no one felt much like playing after that abortion of a match last night. I'll be on a fair bit today.

Is it too late to jump bandwagons from Dougie to ewerk?

Obviously that linesman can hold the spare toothbrush.

5056-1 sounds about right. Hopefully the cunt's career is over and he's back to scrubbing toilets or whatever the fuck he's actually qualified for.

Oh yeah, this works.

No way, need to control the rest of the pitch better.

Second best attack in the league, not that I've watched a second of them before this match. Aye I was wondering that too.

Ref should be wearing red; Darlow should be wearing a cape. How the fuck does Rafa deal with a 2 man disadvantage for 45 mins though?

Best way to play (and live).

I basically never bet on sports btw, so take that draw tip for what it's worth.

Sorry. You're correct. You basically double your money on Newcastle and quadruple it on the others (very approximately).

Maybe you just wanted to know how much you'd win. Let me know if so. The draw is probably the best price.

The rest is obviously the draw and their 'vig'.

The bookies expect Newcastle to win about half the time, and Forest ~28%

Interesting that he chose to keep the core of the team that played 120mins 3 days ago.

I'll be on after the match. dotbum on psn.

The prices are mental comparatively to what they were like, but the value you get out of them if you actually play them is tremendous (compared to going to the cinema or going for a few drinks etc). The problem I've had in recent years is buying the new consoles, a few games a year and online access to basically never play any of them. I picked mine up for €50 last week btw @@Rayvin. Hope you're suitable seething.

I defo enjoyed it, I'm just paranoid that my KDR is affecting team performance when we're attacking and I think as a result I'm quite poor at the objectives too.

I'm happy to believe you sound like an Orangutan @@Gemmill. I remember you would never do those poker videos back in the day for fear of anyone hearing your voice.

What's with all you Geordie's not conforming to stereotypes? I could actually understand Rayvin ffs. Had a good laugh last night, will be on again today. Maybe I should stick to Conquest till my KDR isn't such an abortion?

Aye, I think I'd been posting on NO for about a day and I got an invite.

You're in good company. At least part of it I like to blame on age.