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Fucking hell. Happy Birthday, old man. Is it the big 5 - 0 yet?

Maybe he was testing the length of his clippers.

Brighton away would be that 9th match, and there's not much to worry about in between.

Can we have this ref every match please?

GOUFFFFFF!

Reading still 0-0 at home to Wednesday.

Diamé playing a blinder too apparently.

Jaysus, could be 6 already.

Sounds like Hayden's playing a blinder.

Gayle on a hattrick after 25 mins.

How much better is this commentator than Mick Lowes btw?

Aye, all over them. More chances in the last 20 mins than all of last season.

How is Perez's off the ball work today?

GAAAAAAAYYYYYYLE

Very good.

I want to put mistletoe above my 2 lovebirds but I'm too lazy to install photoshop and it's probably cropped in a way that makes it impossible. Anyone want to help me out?

He's fucking gorgeous, man.

Denise Squelch tbh.

I think smb's more aware of his shtick than he's given credit for.

That'll do.

Creep up behind them and knife them. Or use the AT gun modifier if you want to take them out from a distance.

Happy Birthday young man, and not so young man.

Quality banter.