adios

I'll be fading in and out of consciousness so that's grand.

Never thought much of him, but @@Renton's gone way up in my estimation after seeing that.

Aye, if it's taken Mitro out, I'd imagine it's more than a scratch. My only concern with Murphy is that he's probably not very mobile, which I guess would have been a problem for Mitro too.

What a fairy, can they not just staple him up and give him an aspirin?

Defending looked as shambolic as it sounded on the radio. I thought defensive coaching was Rafa's thing!

Ahhh FFS; what is it? At least now we get to see what Mitro can do, or is he mid-long term himself?

I'll be on in ~30mins. Let's get to work.

@@Tom are you on the mic yet?

Anyone up for it tonight? I see your mate's on @@Rayvin. Fair warning, I'll be even shitter than usual as I can barely see straight and I've only just started drinking.

Anyone up for it tonight? Finding it quite hard to make time during normal human hours.

He's right like. I'm offended on behalf of 90% of you fucking fannies every time Newcastle drop points.

I was trying to decide who was more useless during the first 15 mins, Anita or Colback. So there's one thing Colback will win in his career. Still not worried like. This is our blip, this is where a good manager earns his money. We're not watching a Pardew side, don't forget we're by some fantasy-land-miracle watching a Rafa Benitez side. Not that that should make Rafa immune from criticism, but it's worth taking a deep breath and remembering that. Might as well enjoy it before Ashley fucks that up too.

Jack Colback who got called up to the England Squad Jack Colback? That Jack Colback? I have no fucking idea either man. Must be fucking amazing in training.

Cheers lads.

Are we sure it's not one of his accounts? Who can keep track at this point.

Newcastle score, all Anderson can do is give out about the keeping.

Ah, so it's bizarre that Rafa isn't going 2 up top.

Just radio and a periscope if we're "lucky".

Haven't seen anything of him. Is he more in the Shelvey or #10 mould?

Is it really that bizarre given Gayle's form?

Impressed he's still got money to throw at people.

Time to turn over the keys to your comedy account.

Beagrie's just said "by the letter of the law" too in regards to it. Why the fuck are Sky Sheffield Wednesday fans?

Aye, I reckon Gayle getting hauled down was a stone bonker penalty too.

I reckon Hayden's grand in a more attacking role.