adios

You think Perez would do any of those things better? Or anything else for that matter, on current form. I'd have preferred Murphy, but I'm pretty ambivalent about Mitro vs Gouffran at this point.

Just watched a French film about Brexiteers/Trump supporters: Don't watch if you have any interest in obscure French horror.

I can empathise; I must have the worst KDR in the history of the game but I tend to do alright score-wise. So just play the objectives and don't worry too much about it. Hopefully it'll come.

I've a poster of him above my bed, but it's not for his goalkeeping prowess.

You can pick up the Premium Pass (all 4 expansions) for £40 at Game, so I'd imagine the individual packs will be £15 each.

Excellent stat.

Early onset dementia.

Have a good one.

Happy Birthday, Tooj!

Pellegrini 2 seasons and Ferguson retired I think?

£30m!

I have wondered if there was an element to Newcastle's weather to the injury problems, but maybe it was always just straight up incompetence. It'll take longer than a season under Rafa's team to know whether it's actually improved or it's just variance though.

You have a really odd porn collection.

Hahaha. Fuck off Lansbury.

Moyes scouting next season's opponents already?

Hopefully he has the self-awareness to search for "sanctimonious cunt".

Granny Hair so much better than Anita down the left, hard to understand Benitez's thinking on that one. Would gladly see that petty, sanctimonious cunt of a referee taken out and shot. Sarcastic clapping? Are you taking the fucking piss?

Colback FFFFFFUUUUUUUU

Aye, that all makes sense. Good that Brighton seem to be having a slight dip in form at the same time, and it's unlikely that both Leeds and Huddersfield will maintain their current form for the rest of the season. I just wake up drenched it sweat after Huddersfield nightmares tbh.

Our expected points in those matches are lower than many other matches, so they are more significant. Although we would have to compare that to rivals' for the rest of the season to get a real picture.

Is there a way to mention people with a space in their names btw?

Top of the League with a +35 goal difference says things are not all too bad, though would I be right in saying that if the recent form of the top 5 continued for the rest of the season, we'd be in trouble? Paging @HappyFace.

Getting old on the internet somehow feels more depressing than it would otherwise be.