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Talking about getting old, I got ~5 hours sleep last night and I feel like I've got a hangover. Sad!

Aye, that's defo one where I'd say something. Thought maybe it was an English thing.

Haunted by a ring of Victorian paedos tbh.

You've got to be fucking shitting me. No, it is very hard. In the same vein, has anyone ever noticed how racist the Sun is? And yes, I do mean that big fucking star in the sky.

Nailed it.

A majority of Fillon votes will go to him, as will any of Mélenchon's who vote at all. Should be comfortable enough.

Ah right, that makes sense. Excuse my ignorance/stroke.

A very bitter bunch by all accounts.

Are you lost? Having a stroke?

Really looks like he's missing his moustache.

Aye, the extremists do tend to fuck up the politics for the more mainstream ones (on both sides). Every second sentence I'm reading on SJW is dripping in irony, but I really love that "same gender loving" is in English.

Bunch of fucking virtue-signallers.

Found one! That's fucking absurd.

Luckily our dear Mike would never dream of doing such a thing.

Should have just gone the @@LeazesMag route and claimed I'd invented the quote.

I think you're still cisgender. You're welcome.

This is very true and a point I hadn't considered.

At least most of us are a little bit LBGTQ. There's hope for us yet.

I think those stats are a little disingenuous given the Sissoko sale.

I have cisgender guilt.

At least we can all agree that anyone who earnestly refers to themselves as a social justice warrior is a cisgender cunt.

The right would say that we're all united as bleeding-heart, namby-pamby, so-called-accountants and thinking we're all unique special snowflakes. I would tend to call us reasonable and empathic. The truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

Oh, is the £80m figure over a number of years?

Dave reckons there could be £90m to spend, which actually might be necessary, but I will spinwank myself into oblivion if that happens. I think it makes sense to front-load the investment given the state of the squad, though.