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Sorry, I'll have to update my handbook.

No matter how much we may wish it, he's not up to the task of bearing the sole burden of goalscoring. Though admittedly there'd be a few who could play off him and add to the tally.

Aye, I was a bit lost searching for it tbh. I hope they showed him around Newcastle and booked him a stadium tour to convince him to sign.

Well, unless the whole account is fake...or this site https://instaliga.com/grabbanofficial/1567622429319566733_4716580100

Same; think I'm about half way through. Something about comedy dads becoming career criminals seems to work.

Second half: If Arson and de Jong stay fit they'll make a big difference. Both were excellent; the former really standing out. Murphy looks a good signing. Diamé probably needs to go. I really like Mitrovic but he'll probably never have the goals in him (it was a tap in today, missed a one-on-one). Saivet on at centre-back?! Must just have been making up the numbers. In spite of what Anderson said, I didn't see Manquillo do much wrong (or right).

Both?

I'll have to give that a look. Cheers to you both.

Just watched the first half vs Bradford. Shelvey was fucking fantastic; if he can look that good in the Premiership and stays fit he'll be some player. Lejeune is all class; hopefully he can defend vs better sides.

Like a new signing.

Rattled!

I think that was @trooper's joke.

Finally, some #RealNews.

Just checked and mine's working grand, have you updated to the new source here:

Completely forgot about this; guess I'll watch it for free tomorrow.

Wahey!

And cheers, @Ant , I'll try narrow it down. Sometimes it's a larger number of errors (2/3) but I'm pasting without formatting 99% of the time so not sure what it is.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/jul/25/tottenham-chairman-daniel-levy-mocks-unsustainable-spending

@Ant, why am I getting those random, uneditable numbers sometimes when I quote something? PEBKAC?

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/40051032 WTF is going on?

Aye, same. It seems like Rafa (over?)values character above all else which is the only reason I can think of that Colback isn't also down with the kids.

I'd say the plan is to catalyse those moves.

Rafa doesn't fuck about.

Following his passion for garden topiary tbh.