adios

And wtf is the deal with Targett falling through because they would only let him go for 6 months? Did anyone thing for a second that WE HAVE NO FIT LEFTBACKS. lfkjds;ljglkirejoiqjwregjfpir

That's a fair point wrt the last few windows. I'll just take one example as to where I think there's been massive incompetence. Perez was clearly going to Spain if they made any kind of reasonable offer. I'm willing to accept that Charnley made a better offer, but it should have been viewed as a long shot with at least two backup options.

Doesn't seem very fun tbh.

I mostly have a problem with his fat bald bespectacled head but there's clearly been a lot of fuck ups in the deals being done.

Shelvey and Merino providing balls to pacey wingers and a trio of... competent strikers. Fingers crossed.

I was kind of blaming Charnley for this fiasco but Barnes coming in and interfering has Ashley written all over it.

Serious holes at LB and #10 but enough to stay up...if Rafa stays.

Think I'm going to go watch a horror movie now to cheer me up.

Yep. He's said as much; only reason he'll see out the season.

No one gives a fuck. Not even the dizzying heights of a joke club anymore.

Don't know why everyone's panicking when there's 26 minutes left.

Given his comments thus far, I think he'll see the season out. The really scary thing is, it's well within the realms of possibility that he'll walk and Pardew will come back. I think I'd be done then.

I think this is the bit concerning most of us.

And replaced with Messi.

It's all a big prank lads, £80m spent in the next 3 hours.

There's still time.

Goodnight.

#suicidewatch

Being unemployed sounds fucking awesome.

I suspect we're all on the same page as troops now. I'm just glad I've been drinking since midday.

Embrace the suffering.

Well, I'm gutted.

Found our level tbh.