adios

His birthday is listed in his profile so I can't begin to imagine what you're suggesting.

You don't fancy Muto? It almost sounds like Mitro.

Happy belated birthday, Patrokles!

A settled Jew no less.

tbstbs

It only occurred to me when I saw your post but I didn't need much of an excuse tbf.

We're laughing on the outside but you just made THE LIST, Mr Fist.

Reported.

You're fucking welcome to him.

Except when there is.

Anorthkoreanseoul.

Any option to watch it other than paying the cockney fuckpig?

Only as far as Swansea/Dublin, so @ewerk's point stands.

Top bombing, Mr Renton.

New Brexit Secretary?

Aye, but players can still leave for (most of) the continent until the end of August. The worst of both worlds.

This is the most logical thing I've seen regarding the summer's transfer debacle.

That's only Premiership to Premiership, I think.

Ashley is such an unlikeable moron he'd have a case for statutory rape by the time they were done giving evidence.

I'm already asking questions about your feckin' sanity, @Noelie!

You forgot Muto for £10m not that that makes it much better especially given the reported outlay for Rondon will be Gayle + £3m.

The drooling simpleton got incredibly lucky will his cheapskate policies. That kind of positive reinforcement isn't going away - he needs Novichoking.