Jimbo

That is why all those funny Islamic countries have such a low crime rate... 13276[/snapback] What is their crime rate ?

I'd have it brought back, the amount of repeat offenders and with overcrowding of prisons, it makes sense to bring it back, especially for certain crimes, it should be done in public too. It would serve as a great deterant.

Really turning my season around now, Alexandr Kerzhakov is scoring like mad, 44 goals in 30 matches, he's developing a great partnership with Gianpaolo Pazzini. Got some great free signings coming in, Van Bommell and Crespo to name a few, everythings coming along nicely for whoever is taking over.

Snake-bite and blackcurrant is one of my faves.

Definitely not a cat lover, nor quite a serial wanker 13203[/snapback] denial: its one of the early signs.

Wine: I like red, Merlot or Shiraz, anything under £5 is more like vinegar, don't mind white, Black Tower is nice but not strong enough. Vodka Lager: Stella, Becks, Kronenborg knocks me on my head. Beer/Ale: Adnams is nice, brewed just down the road from me.

Someone suggesting you indulge in a spot of solo manual relief ?

Happy Birthday dude !

Boumsong Parker Emre

I would keep him too, to be honest I've been more impressed with Bowyer than Jenas and Dyer for some time.

Its all ok, Anelka has got his head right.......

I know what you mean, black horses used to scare me, I remember being shit scared of the Lloyds bank advert when I was little, I used to think that the black horse was chasing me.

or in other words it looks small when you've got a bush ?

I can't believe you actually adimited to having a body shaver !

What was it that Chodo boy said in Orgazmo (the movie by South Park's Trey Parker): "Hey Orgazmo, if you shave it it looks bigger!" Maybe that can fix both your plastic surgery concerns Jimbo! 12699[/snapback] Already tried that !

I'm the same. Maybe it's to do with being reminded of my own mortality or something. There's even a dead bird on the pavement near my house which is gradually decaying and for days now I've been walking on the other side of the road to get to the shops so that I don't have to walk past it. 12696[/snapback] Thats exactly what I'm talking about.

Not sure if its a phobia but I'm shit scared of anything dead.

Monsters INC is great. Madagascar is very good too.

I'm making a right fuck up of my season, December and I'm 14th.

Like you don`t already think of the pussy.. 12661[/snapback] beaver please !

If I thought a cat would die every time I masturbated I'd wank even more than I do now !

Glenn Hoddle used to do my head in with the amount of times he would say "Situation"

I think Keith Allen was suposed to be interviewing him in the show, wouldn't be suprised if he didn't kick his chav head in !

Penile enlargement or hair replacement is tempting for me.