Jimbo

I want to kick the cat.

Zoggy ! 1-1

What a fucking joke.

What chance do we have with Faye in the team? 31251[/snapback] "I`m sure the blame will be put on Faye though what with him not being the local boy..."

FUCK, 0-1 McBride, another Boumsong fuck up.

United: Shay Given, Steven Taylor, Jean Alain Boumsong, Titus Bramble, Celestine Babayaro, Stephen Carr, Amdy Faye, Scott Parker, Albert Luque, Alan Shearer, Michael Owen Subs: Robbie Elliott, Lee Bowyer, Steve Harper, Charles N'Zogbia, Lee Clark Fulham: Tony Warner, Moriz Volz, Zat Knight, Carlos Bocanegra, Papa Bouba Diop, Steed Malbranque, Claus Jensen, Niclas Jensen, Luis Boa Morte, Tomasz Radzinski, Brian McBride Subs: Ricardo Batista, Heidur Helguson, Collins John, Ahmed Elrich, Phillipe Christanval

Cheers for the advice, Craig sorted it for me, cheers dude !

Squad news: NUFC: Given, Harper, Carr, Babayaro, Boumsoung, Taylor, Bramble, Elliott, Faye, Bowyer, Brittain, Clark, N'Zogbia, Parker, Luque, Shearer, Owen. Out: Ameobi, Chopra, Emre, Dyer, Moore (injuries), Solano (suspended and injured). FFC: Warner, Volz, Knight, Rehman, Christanval, Jensen, Malbranque, Bouba Diop, Jensen, Boa Morte, McBride, Radzinski, Batista, Helguson, John, Leacock, Elrich, Bocanegra.

I got 11/10 on SKY bet, I'll get a £21 return on my tenner.

I've got a tenner on Owen to score.

Listening to Talksport, drinking a 4 pack of Stella.

Didn't realise she had tits when she is topless !

She does fuck all for me, surely knocking one out over her is just a nudge away from wanking over 14 yearold boys !

I would shake the lad's hand but........

Who is that lovely lady in your avatar, btw Jimbo? 30897[/snapback] Charlotte Church

Don't try telling me that you've not injected a few pussies in your time !

Tottenham's new £7million midfield acquisition Jermaine Jenas insists he has no regrets about walking away from Newcastle on the day England striker Michael Owen arrived from Real Madrid. Jenas quit St James' Park for White Hart Lane just as Owen was being hailed as the club's latest striking hero by 20,000 excited fans on Tyneside. But the England midfielder, who is hoping for a debut against Liverpool at White Hart Lane on Saturday, is adamant he would have left no matter who manager Graeme Souness brought in. Yet the former Nottingham Forest youngster rejects suggestions the tough-talking Souness forced him out of United. Jenas insisted: "I left for purely football reasons really. I felt I had gone as far as I could with them. It was nothing to do with the fact I didn't get on with Graeme Souness at all. "It was just purely and simply about football reasons. I felt I needed to move to develop. Sometimes, it is best to get a fresh start. "I was up there for four years and had a good time but I felt as though I had hit a bit of a ceiling. "It is tough at Newcastle. The fans are very passionate about their club but in Newcastle it is very enclosed. "If you speak to a lot of the lads up in Newcastle, they find it much the same. It is not something you struggle to deal because being a professional footballer, you are in the public eye whether you like it or not, whoever you are. "When the fans are behind you and willing you on it is brilliant. So you can't just have it one way." Jenas was keen to quit the North East as soon as he heard of Tottenham's interest and the fact Owen was then paraded like an all-conquering hero made no difference to his thoughts. Indeed, when asked if he would have changed his mind had he been aware that Owen was ready to join United, Jenas was unmoved. 'This is a new beginning for me' "Not at all," he said. "Like I say, the reason I wanted to come to Spurs were my reasons. It was about me and I did it for me. Michael is a great lad and will get a lot of goals up there." Tottenham coach Martin Jol believes Jenas is one of the best midfield talents in the country but he admits there are areas of his game, particularly when it comes to goalscoring, that he needs to improve on. Jol's assessment of his capabilities does not concern Jenas either because he sees himself as his biggest critic. He added: "I had some good times at Newcastle and I developed really well up there. Tottenham was the team I wanted to come to. The ambition of the club appealed to me and it is something I want to be part of. "This is a new beginning for me. I want to score more goals, win more tackles and get more assists. I prefer to play in the centre of midfield but I will play wherever Martin wants to play me. I will fit in." Fitting in is something he may well have to do but the prospect of joining a club with more midfielders than any other in the Premiership did not worry him either. Pedro Mendes, Teemu Tainio, Johnnie Jackson, Andy Reid, Aaron Lennon, Edgar Davids, Sean Davis, Michael Brown, Michael Carrick and Wayne Routledge (currently injured) are all competing for places. Jenas added: "I am used to competition and given the game today I think you need a big squad. "You have to be on tip-top form to get selected and I am up for it. We have got to be going for Europe, I wouldn't have come to the club if they were aiming any lower than that." Jenas also joins a club who now have some of England's top youngsters from Jermain Defoe in attack to Ledley King and Michael Dawson at the back. With Carrick and Routledge, when he recovers from the stress fracture in his foot, also in midfield, Jenas is pleased to see so many English faces. He added: "It is very rare and it is nice but at the same time it is good that we have the likes of Dutchman Edgar Davids at the club because he can bring his European experience to the club. "I think if you look at Chelsea over the last two seasons with the likes of John Terry and Frank Lampard, it is nice to have that British core when you are playing in the Premiership in England."

iPod Nano, £139, 2gig, or 500 tracks.

No, got Anal Sluts 4 on my TV at the moment. and trust me, there's no bush to be seen !

I'm running a fantasy football competition and have a have a macro set up so when a button is clicked the league table updates with the latest team total points next to the team managers name. How can I get the league table to indicate if that manager has gone up or down or remained in the same league position ????

This is becoming the borderline boilers thread all over again !

I`m glad some on here recognise that rather than just blame the manager. Though as much as i feel its unfair to blame just Sven the overpaid players have to take responsibilty but perhaps it is a similar case to Berti Vogts for us. There appears to be no passion or orgainsation in the team and perhaps a shake up is needed. 29829[/snapback] Mangers have to take ultimate responsibility, thats why clubs/countries aren't just 11 players doig what they want, the manager dictates everything. And when its the formation, tactics, substitutions and management that is causing the problem it has to be pointed out. A top class manager with that group of players and that talent would be hammering the likes of N. Ireland and there is no way the manager can hide from this. 29832[/snapback] Is this not the same thing we hear everytime things don`t go Englands way and you are looking for a new manager? 29834[/snapback] As much as i think Ericksson is a cock, I blame the players more than the manager tonight, how many times did we see a 50/50 ball tonight and England player pull back ? I lost count. Not enough commitment shown by the big players, its clear to me that International football comes a poor third behind the premiership and the Champions league, the likes of Lampard a Gerrard should be bloody ashamed. We completely lack the kind of Stuart Pearce- Spirit of Euro 96 mentality, three lions and all that good stuff, although the media will be calling for Ericksson's head, I disagree, its the players that should be taken to task. And as for Rooney, that fat shite should have dragged off the pitch by his hair when he lost his wrag and snapped his crayons in the first half, a sulky shite of the highest order.

Rooney is a cockend, he should be taken off before he's sent off.

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They should be sent on a windsurfing holiday in the lake-district to sort them out !