Jimbo

I think I've found religion at last !!!

Its a shame the match is at their Plaice......

Regardless of Shola's miss, his goal scoring record speaks for itself.

Not sure whether to laugh, take the piss, or shake your hand !

50 Cent ?

I strongly advise against trimming of nasal hair as this can have a dramatic and detrimental effect on your bogie production !

God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: jim God: Hi, jim. Me: how are you God: I am functioning within normal parameters. Me: should i masturbate tonight ? God: You must examine the facts and come to your own conclusion. Me: is that a yes ? God: That depends. Me: is wanking a sin ? God: Maybe. Ask Cybelle if it is. Me: does she masturbate ? God: I may know the answer but I don't think I should tell. Me: why not ? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Me: you are making this up aren't you !

fuck all, had a few beers, will be off to bed soon, got to be up for work at 5am.

Is he the new hate figure now OB and Jenas have left then? 37863[/snapback] No, he's just one of the remaining players that are a disgrace to the shirt.

its working for me.

a cracking header from what I hear.

Got any Kajagoogoo ?

Ooops, First game in a year, first game for Real Madrid, Poor fucker scores an own goal.

Its pronounced fucking useless tosser as far as I'm concerned.

that was with the juniors.

Me too. 37627[/snapback] I laughed. 37638[/snapback] If you had a penis between your legs you wouldn't laugh !

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1544207.html A newly married Romanian farmer fractured his penis after ogling his young wife while carrying a heavy sack of grain. Farmer Gheorghe Popa, 52, from Galati, had been moving the grain sacks to the barn when he stopped to watch his 25-year-old wife Loredana hang up the washing. He got himself over excited and dropped the sack on his erect penis, snapping vital tendons and ligaments. Doctor Nicolae Bacalbasa said: "It was a bizarre accident, and he was in a lot of pain. "We have done what we can for him but he may never regain use of the organ again, at least for sexual purposes."

Well, they say you'll go blind if you do it too much 37481[/snapback] *reaches for the Braile keyboard* 37501[/snapback] Is that a braile keyboard thats also easy to wipe clean? 37544[/snapback] Got a spare one if you are interested Paps ?

on FM2005 he is refered to as Amdy Moustapha Faye.

Funny you should use the word accessory, as this is one of the better reasons for buying an iPod, the amount of accessories you can buy for an iPod is incredable, where as when you compare the amount of accessories and add ons you can get for the other high end mp3 players is very disapointing in comparison.

Agreed, I invested in a set of Sony in the ear type, and it kicks arse compared to the standard ones.

*falls into boredom induced pool of vomit*

Bad analogy, Betamax failed because Sony insisted on retaining all the rights on it rather than licensing it out like VHS. I'm only vaguely aware of what an iRiver is tbh. 37499[/snapback] Bad analogy ? a device that those who owned one raved about it until those around them fell to the floor in a pool of boredom induced vomit, only for their cherished device to disappear from the shelves while its more marketable rival thrived. ok, bad analogy.

Well, they say you'll go blind if you do it too much 37481[/snapback] *reaches for the Braile keyboard*