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Adriano Ronaldinho Lampard Kaka Et'o are most deserving out of the list in my opinion.

This years shorlist: Adriano (Inter) Michael Ballack (Bayern Munich) David Beckham (Real Madrid) Gianluigi Buffon (Juventus) Cafu (AC Milan) Cristiano Ronaldo (Man Utd) Deco (Barcelona) Didier Drogba (Chelsea) Michael Essien (Chelsea) Samuel Eto'o (Barcelona) Steven Gerrard (Liverpool) Thierry Henry (Arsenal) Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Juventus) Kaka (AC Milan) Frank Lampard (Chelsea) Paolo Maldini (AC Milan) Pavel Nedved (Juventus) Alessandro Nesta (AC Milan) Jay-Jay Okocha (Bolton) Raul (Real Madrid) Juan Roman Riquelme (Villarreal) Arjen Robben (Chelsea) Roberto Carlos (Real Madrid) Robinho (Real Madrid) Ronaldinho (Barcelona) Ronaldo (Real Madrid) Wayne Rooney (Man Utd) Andriy Shevchenko (AC Milan) Ruud van Nistelrooy (Man Utd) Zinedine Zidane (Real Madrid) Can someone explain why in gods name Jay-Jay Okocha is in there ?

I'm sure you don't have to read up on it Rob, judging by most threads on this board you've either been there or done it or have got the T-shirt. 45653[/snapback] Sexual deviency has never appealed to me TBH 45667[/snapback] My problem is that you can only be so devient on your own ! 45670[/snapback] Depends on your anatomy. Can't about 1 in 400 men commit autofellatio? 45673[/snapback] I'm sure I'm only about 1 vertibra away from being able to do that !

I'm sure you don't have to read up on it Rob, judging by most threads on this board you've either been there or done it or have got the T-shirt. 45653[/snapback] Sexual deviency has never appealed to me TBH 45667[/snapback] My problem is that you can only be so devient on your own !

I'm sure you don't have to read up on it Rob, judging by most threads on this board you've either been there or done it or have got the T-shirt.

I think its all answered here

Yeah homes. 45340[/snapback] I'm not a wigger They're funny things wiggers, can't understand a word they say 45343[/snapback] Is it becuz we is black ?

Q, Who would you most like to be bummed by ? A, The Rev Ian Paisley

Yeah homes.

Take note sandal wearers. 45317[/snapback] unjustified intolerance 45335[/snapback] especially when worn with white socks.

Q, What is the first thing that springs to mind when you think of your mother ? A, A pineapple

Sounds like Eminem isn't the only Wigger......

Take note sandal wearers.

One down, oh so many to go !

The star of my next wank:

Don't you love the way they "mark their territory" by hacking up half a gallon of phlegm from their throat, nose, and sinuses, and deposit it on the floor between their legs? 45177[/snapback] Dirty pigs man. If you see one sitting on the benches on the metro platform, if they have to wait for 5 minutes or so for one to come, they leave a fucking pool of spit at their feet when they get up to get on the metro. They seem to have a constant need to jettison fluid. 45181[/snapback] I'm often jetisoning fluid.......

Newcastle Ipswich Norwich

Q, Where would you like the vicar to put your prize winning leak ? A, Bob Holness.

Airplane Kentucky fried movie Holy Grail Meaning of life Withnail & I Life of Brian Austin Powers international man of mystery Doctor Strangelove Blazing saddles Young Frankenstien

Q, What was the main cause of Keith Chegwin's alcoholism ? A, Testicals.

Q, So Doctor, what was that object up my rectum ? A, 28,448

Do I masturbate too much ?

That wasn't a miss, that was a great save by Southall.

Give us a clue then ! What phone have you got ?

Women: The only cure for the last one, is the next one.