Jimbo

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Starts or from the bench ?

What are his stats at Valencia ? (on the pitch I mean, not in the Paella take-away!)

I think Kluivert was spot-on on many points, Shearer has far too much influence in my opinion.

You don't need two screens for a game to be good. There's your gimmick. 61138[/snapback] no you dont , but no one ever said that. Just because you do doesnt mean it isnt either. A lot of the games do you use the two screens effectively and its not a case of shoehorning some map or menu function into the second screen. But then its not just about two screens , more importantly its the touch screen too. A lot of the games just wouldnt work on one screen because of that. It all adds up to some unique games that you just cant play on any other platform. Its one of my favourite consoles since the SNES (bit before your time probably) and for the past few months has been knocking out class title after class title. 61142[/snapback] In your opinion.

Get back to your Beano !

you want to make another one Jimbo for the fools who Sony duped into buying a repackaged PS2 when they already have one...mines been basically used as a movie player since June 61128[/snapback] OK, so instead of my PSP I should have invested in a portable tv, a diesel generator and and a sack-barrow to cart around my "portable" PS2 ? 61130[/snapback] Your portable PSP that you no doubt play 90% of the time 6 foot away from your PS2 as its virtually impossible to play in any kind of sunlight as its made out of the most reflectivre surface known to man 61131[/snapback] Sunlight ? what the fucks that ??

you want to make another one Jimbo for the fools who Sony duped into buying a repackaged PS2 when they already have one...mines been basically used as a movie player since June 61128[/snapback] OK, so instead of my PSP I should have invested in a portable tv, a diesel generator and and a sack-barrow to cart around my "portable" PS2 ?

Aha a thread for cocks that fucked up buying a Nintendo instead of a Sony PSP, cool !

Status Quo - In the army now. Class and you know it !

A poor mans Cisse, no thanks.

Quoted for truth. Personally, I'd carry Joaquin from Seville if he were to sign for us !

I have every sympathy for George Best, as its been said before, alcoholism is an illness, not a weakness. If a doctor told me that my next wank would kill me, I'd probably not make it to the end of this paragra..........

Shoot the bastard ! eh Rob ?

What a cock-fest this thread is !

Well, if we need to give our opponents a damn good shoeing down the tunnel then I'm all for the turks for the toon !

N'Zogbia Parker Bowyer

I was rather pissed off with Mark Lawrensen's comments on football focus yesterday, "Boumsong, you couldn't get air-miles for him !" But after seeing his performance, maybe he was right !

I think he was mentioned at one point but it looks like he's not going to be in it, personally I'm gutted because the bloke is clearly a mentalist of the highest order and would have made great television.

Fucking hell, when did Newcastle fans become so snobby? And Taylor27 was taking the piss Alex, but you took it serious, as usual so the joke is kind of on you. I bet he was pissing himself laughing, I know I was. And I'd rather have Taylor27 posting his "bollocks" then a two faced snide like yourself. Can't have good debate? Fucking hell, have you ever tried? Furthermore, could you? I remember wiping your arse a few times when you tried. And the bit in bold, that's exactly what makes our forum so successful (great - just for you Alex) - it's different; you get the crap, the piss taking, the fights, the cracking debate, the humour, everything. Give me that any day of the week over the clit rubbing, lets all ejaculate together that goes on in here at times. It's a Newcastle United supporters site not an Ameican Express members only club. There are no age barriers, IQ barriers or any of that crap on wor board. If you don't like it, don't read it or post on it and if you dislike some of the members, say it to their faces and not behind their backs. Low that. No offence to Chayton or any of the mods on here, I like you guys and all that you know what crap is in the past, but I'm gonna speak my mind here and give you my true thoughts on this forum for what it's worth (whether you care or not), and as an actual member of the board, I think I have a right to offer what is an objective and honest critique. This forum will die a death pretty soon because it's too snobby, too perpetual. Every thread I read seems to be the same. The NUFC forum is dead and the general chat forum is a parody of the former Toon Tastic, which I was an actual member of too. It all seems fake, false, you can't replicate something that doesn't exist - the old Toon Tastic. I should know because I tried to replicate the old HTT hence this board being created. I was trying to shape the forum, mould it to my taste. No duplicate posts, no misleading thread titles and all that other bollocks... Which must have pissed you guys right off, and I don't blame yous. Now I couldn't care less, I'm not even a mod/admin anymore. Our board is now great because it's not great, perfect or tailor made as I had tried to make it. It has a bit of everything and I'm telling you, some N.O users reading some of the comments on here about the place and some of the members, users who you's would like on here, will look negatively on this place because it's projecting a superiority image. But in truth, and this will sound harsh, this place is dull. You guys have done exactly what I tried to do with N.O, something you's ran away from ironically. You've tried to create a "perfect" forum, where everyone is intelligent, where everyone gets on, where there are no "bairns", where there are no piss takers, where there is no abuse, where everything is "swell". Hence the return to "oldskool" names, reviving threads that have been done to death, criticising other places that don't match your "world", or members of other boards who don't share your "world". "Toontastic.net - Bringing Newcastle Fans Back Home"? This isn't a Newcastle United Fans forum, it's an office coffee break. It's not even a community, it's a student accomodation. N.O is a Newcastle United Fans Forum, a community, and always will be, long after this one has gone. This forum will go three ways, disappear altogether, stay as it is, or it will become popular like ours and with it, you'll lose "your" forum anyway because you'll get the divvies, the wind up merchants, the "worse culprits" as Alex so eloquently puts it, basically the people that make up bits of our board that some of you piss and moan about on here. Trust me, I've ran and been involved with many boards, not just football, but covering all kinds of things from web development, general football, sharks, publishing forums, you name it. BTW all members we ban, will end up here. And if it gets too boring at wor place, too dull, too damn repetitive, we'll all move in on here. Put me down for moderator just in case PS Chayton, Peasepud, Shearergol, et al please don't take offence at any of my criticism, it's legit, and it's not personal, i.e. directed at any of you, not even Alex. These are my opinions about the place, the feel of it. It's a good forum, cracking software, lots of features, you's have set it up brilliantly, it's the best forum I've seen (not too keen on some of the colors mind but that's bye the bye), and most members are canny, but it stinks of superiority/snobbery, it doesn't feel like a NUFC supporters forum at all and it kind of feels false, sorry. Cheers 57890[/snapback] Do everyone a favour and jump under a bus.

Speak for yourself tbh. I think it's fucking great. . 57747[/snapback] Quoted for truth !

Stop making a fuss.

Care to explain "us" Rob ? 56501[/snapback] Stop making a fuss. 56502[/snapback] Who's making a fuss ? Do you know the price of a good combi boiler ?

Care to explain "us" Rob ?

Too right ! instead of spending money on Lowry paintings and such-like they should be helping players like Kennedy. Shocking.