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Here are some useful Norfolk phrases and words to help you out if you get stuck in carrot cruncherville Hay ya gittin arn? - Hello Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Morning Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Afternoon Ar ya orrite, bor - Good Evening How're yer getting arn buh?- Norfolk greeting Rup Bah - Variation on the above Thas a rumman - Not quite up to scratch noo idare - no idea/ don't know Lully ole jarb(Lovely old job) = Excellent Hair- Here Bare- Sold by the pint in pubs Is that roight?- Comment to show that attention is being paid to the speaker Ass a Jook- I'm just kidding ouver hair / ouver ere - im over here Windam- Small town south of Narridge (Sensible abbreviation of it's proper > name : Wymundimunidundim) Loose-tarfed- East coast fishing port Card- Traditionally eaten with chips, might well have been caught off Loose-tarfed KooDee- Discount shop on high st. Gorleston Hum Base- DIY store Fooze- Electrical component on sale at Hum Base Fool - Petrol or Diesel Drive you steady bor - please drive with more care Stoop ud- Term applied to very silly people Gatoo- Sticky chocolate cake Foo too or Fota - Get these developed at Boots Sproight- Fizzy lemon drink Boost - To Brag about ones achievements Jargon - Like running, but at a more leisurely pace Yow siller owld fule- Comment made to someone displaying "backward" tendancies How ar ya doin' bor? - How are you? Loight arse- Lighthouse Haysbra (Happisburgh)- Coastal village with a loight arse Hunstan (Hunstanton)- Coastal village Furriners - People who come from anywhere outside of Thetford Blast Bor, yow git a ding-a-tha-lug - I'm going to hit you now Thas a Bit on the Huh - That's a bit wonky/uneven Traa'er- a farming vehicle cumbine airvista - an agricultural vehicle carra rud- a place where narj people go to watch their football team lose

Anyone playing the Mackems. Plus Norwich as they are local to me. Living in the back of beyond like i do, everyone who follows a premiership side also 'looks out' for norwich's results.

Pig Prank!!! Quality.

Agreed, Naaaaridge is the pick of the bunch from that lot.

Oh Dear oh dear. Surely anything Puma release can't be as bad as that thing??

Good use of Jonas eh? Sometimes CH makes you wonder whats going on in his head

Bollocks!!

Nice to hear the usual Vocal support from the travelling Toon. good on yer, on a cold mid-week night.

I'm in Angola just now, working & it's well known to almost everyone here that you don't drive across the border from Congo to Cabinda, much safer to fly from the capital Luanda up to Cabinda. Rumour is the Togolese didn't inform the authorities they were travelling & just turned up at the border!! Obviously the boys with the guns knew! Shame really, thats put the kibosh on our company letting us go to any games. its not so much the fact they're focusing on Adebayor over the other players thats shocking it's more the fact that it's taking precedence over the fact the driver has been killed.

He'll fit in well at our place then. We seem to have employed a long line of twats no-one else will take over the years, Barton, Bowyer et al.

Waiting on some South African work colleagues to get tickets, then hopefully first 2 group games in June. If not Thailand in school summer holidays. Fingers crossed for the former.