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At least some of the checks and balances are still working.

We were never buying anyone in January bar a massive injury crisis.

How many sides carry more than six CBs into a season? It has been a series of unfortunate events that have led us to this situation. The first being your father getting that feeling in his pants.

Come on now, give it a go.

Wow, a massive call from ...*checks notes*... THREE months ago!

We've already established that you were not of the opinion that Schar was finished in the summer. In fact last season he was out highest rated CB by whoscored.

We sold a CB in January, Schar's form has fallen off a cliff and we have two CBs injured. None of which could have been predicted in the summer. Not even by you, Baba Vanga.

You can't call me homophobic. My boyfriend is gay.

Aye, probably for the best. That would be a bit weird, mate.

Good but late. Second is nowhere.

At the start of the season we had six players capable of playing CB with two positions available. But aye, we should have gone all out for that seventh CB.

Wilson has 12 goals against the bubble shaggers in 15 appearances. I'd definitely be giving him a start.

Thank goodness Hearts fans aren't sectarian or god knows what you would have come up with.

FFS. One of the few players who had shown form recently.

Lads, keep your rugby for poofs analogies to yourselves.

For comparison, it's still £144m a year behind Spurs. There's still a LOT of work to do on that front.

Aye, we need a bit more of that 1939 German fighting spirit. 💪

He should have been taken out and shot at dawn.

I'm rarely wrong.

Aren't a lot of these minerals in the Donbas region? So a deal with America should be sort of contingent on the Russian's fucking off out of there.

Surely there's more money in exploiting Ukraine for their natural resources while selling them the weapons? His whole attitude to Ukraine seems to be fuelled by him being anti-Biden or anti-Zelensky. Either way the most powerful man on earth is showing himself to be a giant manbaby.

Aye, securing that £29m in sponsorship from other PIF businesses must've been a real struggle.

Well there goes the first amendment.