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No PSR charges for 23/24. The Chelsea accounting department right now:

Aye but you were watching him from a distance. If you looked at his highlights reel from this season an outsider would think he's done pretty well. It's what he offers when he isn't scoring that's the issue and that's clearer to us because we're watching every game.

We've done well with injuries so far this season and a lot of that has to bed more than luck, credit has to go to Bunce. We're nearly at the end of the most intense period of the season and have come out of it largely unscathed. After this week it's pretty much one game a week, bar a few occasions, so the workload on the players decreases substantially. Recruitment won't be a case of us ringing round to see who's available. We'll have our pre-determined targets and if any of them are there for the taking at the right price then I'm sure we'll act but this isn't a month to push things if you don't have to. As we saw from last year, it looks the week before 1st July is the Black Friday for footballers, might be best to keep our powder dry until then.

Aye. This can often be the worst time to buy, especially with Eddie Howe as manager as he seems to need time to get new players up to speed with his system and what he expects from them. We're doing okay and barring an unfortunate set of injuries I think we've got enough to qualify for the CL this season without reinforcements.

Nervous times at Stamford Bridge.

Tickets were £20 and half price for kids. The prices weren't the problem.

They've singlehandedly stopped knife crime with those shirts.

Nearly two.

TBD still won’t manage to get a ticket for his testimonial.

Time to get my old one out of the drawer in that case. I don’t think I’m ever going to fit into a medium again.

Time for Dubs to step.

Wasn't Musk in favour of immigration last week? Or is it just white immigration he's in favour of?

Watch Le Fee start banging in OGs from 30 yards if there's a sniff of them going up.

Isak has the same number of goals this season as Bryan Mbeumo. Let's not get carried away with the media hype.

With 3 games in eight days on top of what has already been a hectic festive period it's definitely an opportunity to rest the entire first team.

The share price is up 69% from a year ago so they aren't too bothered for now. This is despite falling sales and price cuts. It's a massive bubble imo.

Just the 174 times.

Bring him home!

Hang on, they've sacked him three hours before kick off?

I really hope it is him to see him complete his breakdown.

That was nice for you while it lasted.

Haven't seen him in a while. Thank god the doctor was able to extract him from Gem's anus.

He has a point though. Before VAR I can't remember a single person ever debating an offside or handball.