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I’m not sure backing May’s deal would have been the vote winner mega brain thought it was. Labour voters would have flocked to the Lib Dems or another anti-Brexit party. Still, Vince Cable as PM would have been quite an experience.

‘Right, this Yorkshire lass is a right squirter, hence the need for the goggles. Now I want you to dive right in there and give it your best and for fucks sake don’t rule yourself out for the next eight weeks with a tongue injury like Callum did.’

Good. I’m sick of filthy rich disabled people coming up and burning £50 notes in my face.

They extended it by three days to give Mitchell a fighting chance.

Windows not closed yet. Though I’m pretty sure you’ll be able to come back and make the same post on Tuesday morning.

If he wins a league title then god help the rest of us.

I like pretty much any Irish accent but that cunt’s voice makes me switch off. Maybe not so much the accent as the dull monotone delivery.

Thanks but the fuck am I getting up on the roof myself. They’re a brand called Western, made by a local company who are still producing tiles. I have some spare left by the previous owner so going to take one and see if I can get a match. He took photos and there are loads damaged and misplaced but if I can get replacements then I don’t think the whole thing needs changing.

Once the roofer got up there he saw loads of cracked and displaced tiles that have been there for a while. Reckons you can’t get these tiles any more, which I’m not so sure about.

So it turns out I need the whole thing replaced. FML.

Hey @Christmas Tree , guess what day it is. That's right, the five year anniversary of Brexit. Ready to own up to your mistake yet?

We can always play Tino RW. Offers little offensively but then again neither did Miggy.

Howe is FUMING.

There’s no chance of Watkins going now but I look forward to a few months of pundits aghast at the sight of Villa having the temerity not to hand over one of their best players to Arsenal.

Jamie Miley signed for Hartlepool.

Bookmarked.

FFS, that's disgusting. Does anyone know where I can find these videos so I can disgust myself in private later on?

If it looks like Lee Charnley and it talks like Lee Charnley...

And I thought you understood probabilities.

Winning the Conference League gets you into the Europa league rather than the CL.

How is you changing jobs going to make any difference though? I completely de-activated my Twitter account after the Musk nazi salute and that will make an incredibly tiny difference to the situation but I don't see how what you're doing will make any difference at all?

I stopped reading after this:

I'm not in the AA but they definitely use words of wisdom which come in handy at times like this. "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference."

Apologies mate, I didn't realise you were a disabled, black transgender dwarf. They're definitely gunning for your job.