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I'll agree with the shy thing, which I sometimes try to overcome with a bit of friendly joshing which is often interpreted as me being rude. I try not to be PC, I'll say things as they are. I can be a stubborn cunt. Condescending. Impatient. Very, very, very lazy. Easily addicted e.g. smoking/gambling. Can't resist temptation. But generally I'm still very happy being me.

I reckon I've had about two hangovers in my entire life, though I'm assured I'll enjoy the experience more often as I get older.

Aye, I was thinking who'd be left in ewerk's perfect world of coffee house massacres, but in fairness there's fucking no one allowed in my castle. Are you from Ireland btw? Where etc? 171835[/snapback] Was it the tricolour under my name that gave it away? Aye, from Cookstown in Tyrone, the birthplace of Zico Hughes. Where abouts you from yourself? A free state bastard I presume?

Bah, humbug; you miserable fucking cunt! 171810[/snapback] Thats easy for you to say from high up in your French castle, you haven't had to spend the last 3 years of your life surrounded by them and with the prospect of a further one. Still beats joining the real world.

Taken before I gave up the fags.

The drink of choice for scummy students on a Friday night, that alone makes be want it banned from every pub in the country, along with the students too.

Aye just seen that. Still a huge loss to take but that seems to be the norm at Chelsea. Hopefully they'll not be looking at any of our targets to replace him.

On a free transfer as well. Fuck me Chelsea are really starting to take the piss.

The karma system is gone now, whilst this ridiculous pre-approval system is given a month's trial it looks like karma was given about an hour.

I'd take him for a few years on £40k pw, its not much more than Boumsong is on.

I can't imagine Keane being much cheaper than Kuyt. Hasn't be been made club captain?

Style over substance tbf.

Bollocks, we bought Duff because he happened to be cheap and available, we had no pressing need for a LW. Oh ffs, shut the fuck up Freddy, never being boring does not justify never winning anything. Would it be so terrible to have all our transfer targets identified and signed before the last minute you slovenly buffoon.

What has Bonnah done?

i.e. deleted.

That picture is deeply disturbing. I mean its a duck's heads on a young girl's body, wtf is that about?

Is it just me or did she seem to have really fat arms tonight?

Got mine today as well. Cheers for the tip off Jonny.

I don't think the time was right to sign Ashton when he moved from Crewe to Norwich, but we certainly should have been in for him once Norwich dropped out of the Prem. I agree with Matty, I would like to see Nugent here (and 3-4 mil would certainly swing it) but even if we did buy him we would still need a big target man. 170664[/snapback] West Ham took a big risk in paying the money they did for a player who didn't look worth it based on his performances for Norwich in the PL. Though saying that it was probably as much of a risk as we took in signing Luque, difference is their gamble paid off.

With plans for an American VI according to Rick Rubin. Much better than the dross put out by the likes of Tupac after this death tbf.

IanCongnito, the source of many a quality scan. Although unfortunately bot on this occasion.

A completely pointless and slightly tipsy thread but has anyone got his new album? Fuck me he makes "If you could read my mind" even more depressing and "God's Gonna Cut You Down" is class. Haven't got a chance to listen to the rest of it yet.

Thank fuck I'm not the only one who thinks that while the rest of the world joins in one big circle jerk over Bill Murray.

Tavano was linked with Real Madrid in Jan. Not that that means anything.

You a Star Wars geek? 169920[/snapback] Maybe he just thinks you're very annoying; and furry. 169929[/snapback] Well in that case he would be right on both counts.